horse hippie

A horse hippie is a girl who is naturally very beautiful. However, rather than take care of their appearance, they would much rather spend all of their time being around horses, riding horses, cleaning their stalls and grooming them. A horse hippie is so in love with horses that they have no need for a man and there for have no desire to put on make up, comb their hair or smell nice. Traditionally horse hippies can be found walking around bare foot in horse stalls carrying bags of horse feed.

I met a girl this weekend that has a killer body and great face. But I am not even gonna bother asking her out because she is a full blown horse hippie and obviously has no desire for a man in her life.

by Wezz84 August 26, 2013

Wobbly horse

One of the most strongest god in TABS named by captain sauce. It wobbles and it's legs are like noodles. It has two variants the jouster and cavalry. It has a church/cult/following. It also has a wannabe that is stronger than the raptor. The horse also dodges arrows like it's in the matrix.

John: I worship God
Jimmy: yuck I worship wobbly horse
John: I pray at church
Jimmy: I pray at the church of the wobbly horse
John: I'm interested where do I join
Jimmy: subscribe to captain and watch his TABS videos

by Sub to blastemaston February 6, 2021

Horse Shitter

Someone who lies so much, they can't even remember what the truth is, or what lies they've even told. Every breathing word from the this mouthbreather is a complete lie.

My Ex is a complete Horse Shitter - that email from her was so full of shit she couldn't even remember the lies she told.

by TotesObvi October 14, 2015

horse it out

It's a phrase used interchangeably with "crank it out," and a phrase used primarily among the younger generation.

Mike: Oh crap, Jim, I totally forgot about the shit I have to do for work!
Jim: Dude, the party's in ten minutes, don't be a assclown and not be there.
Mike: I'll horse it out in eight, meet you there.

by The linguistic autistic July 18, 2014

horse hammer

A male genitalia especially of the large nature

Josh's package is large, he's got a horse hammer!!

by SwagMiester August 28, 2016

Horse Buck

While having vaginal sex in the doggystyle position, the man, without consent, slips his penis into the woman’s anus. The woman, being shocked, kicks him away like a wild horse bucking.

Daniel was banging Beatriz last night, and he said she was so dry that he decided to slip it into her butt. Before he was even tip deep, she gave him a horse buck that sent flying across the room!

by bertrando1 March 7, 2022

Front Horse

Being a complete bad ass and winning. Also can mean yes.

Charles won Trivia, he was a total front horse.

by Semicolongirl June 7, 2016