Can't Handle It

My brother Johnathan, given a million opportunities and chances in life, yet still setup for failure because of plain stupidity and drug addiction.

Jake: oh man i just ruined this expensive thing.... Ethan: you just done a Can't Handle It!

by nao2357 February 21, 2021

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On Shipping and Handling

When your wax pen is nearly empty and begins to have a nasty, burning taste. Also commonly referred to as “smoking technology”.

“Hey man, you got your pen on you?”

“Ya but I gotta warn you, it’s on shipping and handling.”

by theotherjohnmayer July 8, 2025

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handle

for when your shorty acting crazy, she getting out of handle

"Jaquil you see shorty right there"
"Oh nah she acting handle"

by babyfacenaibreeshcakegirl July 31, 2025

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Get the handlemug.

has a handle on the situation

Has A Situation to a problem.

Bob has a handle on the situation.

by Kelly Plays ROBLOX February 10, 2017

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Handle snatcher

The kind of person so desperate to steal your handle that they would pick the pie fucker just to get their piece of the pie first.

The handle snatcher would try to snatch up any handle from anyone before they could have it as their handle, thus making every handle a copy of another handle if the handle snatcher couldn't just hijack the original handle and make posts after the handle had already been taken (via hacking or whichever route they take to do it).

by The Original Agahnim January 7, 2022

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