love handle

a bulge of fat around the waist

You need to work out more if you want to get rid of those love handles.

by Light Joker March 28, 2005

helium-handed blonde bimbo

A blonde who likes to steal things. The helium in her hands denotes her light fingers.

The helium handed blonde bimbo got caught trying to steal from her pimp. She still loves him, but she won't try THAT no more.

by hello April 5, 2005

Two handed Zamboni

As made popular by "How I Met Your Mother"

When a girl most likely in Canada as it is a Canadian sex act is wearing nothing but two skates on her hands

Stan: Aw, man you should have seen Natalia she I walked in from the ice rink and she was doing the two handed zamboni!

Ron: Nice!

by Beauvoirismygirl January 8, 2012

In a jug with a handle.

Complete, it's finished.

Forget it dude, it's in a jug with a handle.

by Shanealicious December 1, 2005

Baggage handler

Someone who plays with there testicles all day, like a baggage handler would handle bags all day.

A:fuk look at that bloke hes bin playin with his nuts all day
B: Yeh hes a fukin baggage handler

by raymond alborado September 19, 2006

handle

To manipulate someone, especially for the purpose of conning him or her. The victim may be exploited themselves or merely used as a means to a greater end.

"Every time I try to talk to my boss about a raise, he ends up convincing me to take on more work for the same pay!"
"You gotta stop letting him handle you, man! Be more assertive!"

by Mask of Mirth December 18, 2008

handle your scandal

You'd say this when you're letting someone know that they need to keep their boyfriend or girlfriend in check. Their girlfriend/boyfriend is going behind his/her back doing things he/she doesn't know about, and probably wouldn't approve of.

Bitch, your boyfriend totally came and visited me behind your back. You need to handle your scandal!

by muh ris uh November 4, 2007