Crook Guts

When you’ve been eating filth and have inconsistent and violent bowel movements accompanied by room clearing amounts of gas.

Fucking Linc forced me to have a HSP on Wednesday and now I have crook guts

by Henryc42 October 11, 2018

Blood-and-guts

(adjective) Used to refer to something very violent or fierce.

"A blood-and-guts competition"

by Maxy BG August 5, 2023

wing gut

The horrifying intestinal pain after eating too many chicken wings which leads to devastating bathroom consequences.

Me and the Jew ate 35 hooters wings each and now have terrible wing gut.

by Vinnieandthejew January 31, 2015

prosperity gut

When you have an increase in your waist size due to earning a higher wage and fall into the trap of changing your eating and exercise habits. Similar to middle age spread.

Bob has gained a prosperity gut after his promotion.

by Kassieme March 25, 2021

ill-gut

Someone who is in a foul mood and behaving acoordingly.

See also: cantankerous, grumpy, disagreeable.

Little Timmy didn't get enough sleep last night and is being a bit of an ill-gut.

by South Slang May 14, 2023

munchie gut

Result of excessively eating while stoned. Could be compared to a beer belly.

"Man, Matty has really put on a lot of weight. Has he been drinking a lot?"

"Nah man, he just has a munchie gut."

by blazincookiemonster420247nigga February 11, 2017

gut the lizard

to take a shit. the same as to "bleed the lizard" but from the arse instead of the penis.

1) just off to the shitter to gut the lizard
2) "i'm off to the toilet to bleed the lizard"
"i'll come too, i need to gut mine"

by chester jay November 11, 2009