guitar

The most overplayed musical instrument in the world, music itself has been diluted because of the instrument's popularity among the vapid. Most great and original guitarists are dead, which creates a problem for touring, unless you're playing Cleveland.

"I suck so bad my guitars are now wall ornaments collecting dust and I've begun listening to shit I'll NEVER be able to play anyways, like jazz."

by Ectoster June 18, 2008

Guitarthritis

The severe cramping in your hand which occurs when you have played the game Guitar Hero too long. It can occur while playing and even after a song.

Michael played every single face melter in one sitting and had some serious guitarthritis.

by Andy Hesterman November 10, 2007

Guitaraholic

Somebody who is addicted to Guitar Hero. They play it so much that they may have memorized some of the songs. Possibly can play eyes closed, backwards, upside down, if they are right handed they can play it lefty (and vice versa), or some other way that most people cannot do. Have beaten all levels of the game.

Sara: "Hey want to go catch a movie later?"
Jim: "No, let's just play Guitar Hero!"
Sara: "You just played it 2 hours ago."
Jim: "Umm more like 2 1/2 hours!."
Sara: "You are such a guitaraholic..."

by m!chaella February 9, 2008

Wrist Guitar

The act of cutting oneself intentionally.

James: Hey man check out that chick! She looks messed up!
John: Looks like she plays too much wrist guitar.

by retropanda December 28, 2007

guft

1. A huge deep vaginal hole. 2. A large or huge pussy, vigina.

She had a big hairy guft. After pulling her pants down, I told my buddy, Just look at that guft!

by Cylence January 17, 2008

Guitard

A retard who plays the guitar.

Pronounced "g-ee-tard" - with a hard "g", and emphasis on the "ee" sound.

Applies particularly if excessive guitar-playing has caused or contributed to the retardation.

Chuck has been playing Smoke On The Water for the last seven hours.

What a guitard!

by Pipe Downn January 22, 2009

air guitar

when you pretend to play a rad air guitar solo, so that you can scratch your pubes in public with your "strumming" hand

Air guitar solo!!! ROCK OUT BRUUH!!! BWWAAaaaNAanana*itch*itch*itch*NanaNAAaNAWR!

by Peaches H. November 10, 2010