The act of being present in a voice call, usually consisting of 3 or more people, and having both your audio and your microphone visibly muted to other participants. This is synonymized with the idea of being "Away From Keyboard." Some synonyms include: "idling", "masturbating" (sometimes shortened to "masturb"), and "AFK."
I was trying to ask Joey a question, but I realized he was gregging and couldn't hear me after asking.
by Nobody of Note June 10, 2023
The act of completing or pretending to complete useless work instead of actual work assigned.
Trying to get away with not doing real work due to slacking off and making fake trouble tickets.
Trying to get away with not doing real work due to slacking off and making fake trouble tickets.
by Jiyoshiyu May 23, 2023
by Cabana man September 02, 2017
1. To delegate tasks to superior individuals due to pure incompetence.
2. To elevate one’s image by using the accomplishments of others.
3. Feinting knowledge of a subject by broadcasting false experience.
2. To elevate one’s image by using the accomplishments of others.
3. Feinting knowledge of a subject by broadcasting false experience.
Damn Dave, are you really gregging it right now?
John was too fat and lazy to do the work so he ended up gregging it by having Jeremy lift the tire.
John was too fat and lazy to do the work so he ended up gregging it by having Jeremy lift the tire.
by 9B10 Words March 20, 2019
by Mr.Man123456789 February 22, 2010
When you shoot firearms a lot, and have other injuries to coincide, you can sometimes develop “Trigger Finger”.
Trigger Finger is also called: trigger thumb and is a condition in which a finger gets stuck in a bent position and then snaps straight.
Trigger finger occurs when the tendon in the affected finger becomes inflamed. Those most at risk include women, people with diabetes or arthritis, and people whose regular activities strain their hands.
When a male, career, shooter gets it it’s called “Greg Finger.”
Trigger Finger is also called: trigger thumb and is a condition in which a finger gets stuck in a bent position and then snaps straight.
Trigger finger occurs when the tendon in the affected finger becomes inflamed. Those most at risk include women, people with diabetes or arthritis, and people whose regular activities strain their hands.
When a male, career, shooter gets it it’s called “Greg Finger.”
Travis: “Hey Hank, did you hear about Greg getting trigger finger?”
Hank: “No? You mean he got Greg Finger, right?”
Travis: “Yup, from all that masterbating he does before going to the range.”
Hank: “No? You mean he got Greg Finger, right?”
Travis: “Yup, from all that masterbating he does before going to the range.”
by No Tango and no Cash October 07, 2023