granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling

Another way for a female to say she is menstruating.

Girl #1: Are ya' going to the lake today?
Girl #2: Naw, I can't. Granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling.
Girl #1: Aw, that's too bad. I'll catch ya' later.

by goobershanker April 6, 2004

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

granny beans

the coolest fucking grandmother around

yo dont dont talk shit to granny beans

by Gdjzjejejjejejejd February 21, 2017

Granny Good Pussy

An extremely attractive middle aged woman that has the ever illusive Golden Pussy.

That Granny Good Pussy needs to come sit on my lap

by BeeBop ODD May 1, 2022

granny grace

A young yet mature woman who does not not partake in the act of "turning up".

A. Oh my God it's getting late!

B. Calm down Granny Grace its only 9pm.

by Pepaytes April 25, 2016

Granny Choker

The pubes you hide in your Granny's asthma inhaler just for shits and giggles.

When the pubes from the Granny choker hit the back of her throat Granny almost died.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Granny style

When a women begins to ferociously beat her lady meats for an extended period of time. So long that by the time their done, the women might as well be a grandma.

“Yo Aleesiah, been in her room for hours, she’s going in granny style”! She is still beating your lady meat??

by WolfFL November 3, 2023