by Tostado_ January 18, 2023
Da brain-activity-reducing/altering (i.e., eating it causes you to be a "goober") striped nut/fruit spread dat Harrison Ford had in his mid-afternoon snack-sandwich, and which subsequently caused him to accidentally land his Aviat Husky in a manner contrary to the tower's instructions ("I’m the schmuck that landed on the taxiway").
One should not have any potentially-dangerous, exacting, and/or expensive activities planned for several hours after ingesting any sizable amount of Schmucker's Goober Jelly, so as to hopefully avoid any cranial-confusion-related mishaps caused by consuming said tasty-but-thought-fogging comestible --- just look what it did to famed actor-turned-pilot Harrison Ford (i.e., he both overflew another aircraft at a dangerously low altitude AND touched down on the wrong tarmac-strip), and HE was an experienced pilot, to boot!
by QuacksO April 08, 2020
Dude! I just got laid! I'm super goober glabby!
-what?
I'm super goober glabby, I cannot believe I just won 10 million dollars!
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-what?
I'm super goober glabby, I cannot believe I just won 10 million dollars!
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by The one who cant speak February 24, 2023
referring to a person, typically a character, that the person using the word likes the person/ character they are referring to.
by your local nuke dealer November 21, 2023
Someone who is silly in a cute manner, often used to depict the clumsy dumbsy side of adorable
Can also just be someone who doesn’t take many things seriously because of definition above
Can also just be someone who doesn’t take many things seriously because of definition above
by Just your average Goober July 23, 2023
by FitsMagee June 20, 2022