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General Brown

When you take a massive steaming shit so big that it physically cannot flush down the toilet, and you have to battle it out with the poop knife.
The other day, I saw a General Brown in the public restroom, and it physically wouldn’t flush. I shit you not! (Pun intended)
by all-hail-cthulhu January 4, 2026
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woo master general

the most badass person you will ever meet. supersexy.
HOLY SHIT ITS THE WOO MASTER GENERAL!!!! BOW DOWN TO HIS AMAZINGNESS!!!!!
by W.M.G.V2 July 27, 2009
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water the general's dog

I need to go water the general's dog before we head out of here.
by dibble bop December 20, 2010
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pull a general kelly

Give a hostile account of something Democratic, untrue from beginning to end in its critical points. The account is usually adapted from fake news without conscious recognition that it is fake.

The term derives from one unfortunate White House press conference.
He tried to pull a general kelly, but it was an unlucky general kelly because the video of the event immediately went viral.
by less-is-more October 24, 2017
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Fireføx Enclave general

A friendly guy that always does his best to be funny even tho he is clinically depressed.

Avoids contacts irl but is one of the most talkative people online.
"Fireføx Enclave general ain't funny"
by Random-idiot42069bigmoron October 8, 2020
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Five Star General

Someone who has had homosexual sex with a member from all five branches of the US Military. Can be all at once or individually.
The homosexual equivalent of The Pentagon
"he's been hanging out at all the military bars, lately. He's going to become a Five Star General pretty soon"
by TimmaC10 December 13, 2020
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Casey’s General Store

The best gas station and pizza in the mid-west! Best gas station food for everyone!
by Cdyc704 June 22, 2022
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