boo farrell forster

the little fatty ratty who is everyone’s favourite but freya farrell forster secretly confessed to loving ringo farrell forster more. he is a little fat chunk of fluff who only gets a hair cut every 15 years and either looks like a ball of fluff that freya farrell forster has up her arse or a mole rat

have u heard freya farrell forster lukes sticking her dog boo farrell forster up her arse
yeah it’s mad

by Holasoydora101 March 11, 2020

the office of the former president

On January 25th, 2021, Former President Donald Trump opened an “Office of the Former President” The Office will be responsible for managing Mr. Trump’s correspondence, public statements, appearances, and official activities to advance his "America first" agenda of the Trump Administration through advocacy, organizing, and public activism.

This official office is acknowledged by over 70 million americans as a beacon of light in a dark world.

Never before was there an office of the president elect, or the office of the former president, guess Trump just likes building new things :)

by BDHN January 26, 2021

Jon David Foster 🥽

Ahh, where do I start? Jon; the hottest, most elegant straight pube having man I have ever seen. His snapscore is off the roof, but I honestly don’t blame him. He has a big, and when I say big… I mean Madeline Cooney big. According to Jonathan David Foster, in quotes: “eh, i’d do anal” 😂. He’s so silly, but he takes it seriously if you call him Mississippi boi. One time, Jon talked to all 3 cousins of each other, talk about inbred kink 🗣💯.

“Ahahaha FUCK! 🤣”

- Love Jizz & Dadeline <3

Jon David Foster 🥽 has straight pubes omg

by Jizz_Dadeline December 27, 2021

A 100-footer

A person you can tell is gay from far away.

ie. 'I can tell he's gay from 100 feet away'

Look at him, he's a 100-footer

by askuhdfkuzhdf January 24, 2023

ForSerious

also like "belive me"
i realy meant it

ill pay u back for that hook-up, dawg. for serious, tho.

by YoungCali August 27, 2003

fartable farter

someone who can fart on demand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He sure is a fartable farter he farted when someone said fart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffart

by bread infection December 5, 2009

five footers

Slang For standard denim jeans worn by motorcyclist because on average standard jeans only last for five feet sliding across the road before its your skins turn to slow you down.

That guy just did a low side on his motorcycle and the five footers are toast.

by Astyle October 11, 2009