"I gotta lay a shit"
"Me too lets take a team dump"
"My principle and I took a team dump today. It was so awkward.
"Me too lets take a team dump"
"My principle and I took a team dump today. It was so awkward.
by Hugh G. Rection is a boss October 31, 2010

the act of forcefully shoving & fitting you and your friends penises in someones vagina/anus with a group of 5 or more people. In short, it's called T.I
John: Dude, why is that girl sitting on a bag of Ice?
Mike: Because a bunch of guys performed Team Insertion on her last night.
John: Jesus! How many people?
Mike: About 17. She was going for a world record.
Mike: Because a bunch of guys performed Team Insertion on her last night.
John: Jesus! How many people?
Mike: About 17. She was going for a world record.
by toomuchshame August 2, 2009

A Counter Strike Source clan based in Hong Kong and Singapore, know for it's great players. Like: Meteor, Prohhunting, Echo Gecko, Chinsai, XtsNic and more
by Cs lover July 29, 2006

News Reporter: Yesterday The Obama Team announced a new policy of change that is guaranteed to get the economy back on track. Ironically, it's the exact same policy that started all of this mess almost twenty years ago.
by renamelater December 23, 2008

by pelhamlightning May 21, 2011

Aaaayyyeeeeeee ma baby, we Team iPhone! We in this thang!!!
Man, I saw this chick at the bar, she was Team iPhone!
Man, I saw this chick at the bar, she was Team iPhone!
by YoungMarshian April 22, 2013

The team cost is basically that loser in the group who always slows you down and makes you lose. They are the one who is good at nothing except sitting on the bench, (sometimes they may fail at that too) Nobody wants a team cost on their team cause well.... they will make you lose. They are the person in the group who nobody wants to touch anything or do anything. The one time they were brought into the match you went from winning (21 -9) to 21-92. She was so bad at netball/basketball that the other team stopped defending her. She is the type of person who scored for the other team and crossed all the lines. She is the type of person who managed to make the team because their mom bribed the coach. She is almost like a bad luck charm because even if she doesn't play or do anything but sit on the bench she will still make her team lose.
Girl: Here comes Lucy
Guy: Who?
Girl: The team cost
Guy: Oh the last time she was in my team she scored for the other team
Girl: Oh the last time she was on my team she injured so many people the coach had to play for our team
Guy: Wow such a team cost.
Guy: Who?
Girl: The team cost
Guy: Oh the last time she was in my team she scored for the other team
Girl: Oh the last time she was on my team she injured so many people the coach had to play for our team
Guy: Wow such a team cost.
by Bertha Zag September 12, 2018
