firing the flesh musket

The act of pleasuring oneself (usually a male).

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".

by Big Daddy Ripshitz September 27, 2013

Flesh kong

The act of filling one’s vagina or arse with peanut butter in the hope a dog will lick it out. Much like the Kong dog toy.

Yuck, I looked over the fence and my neighbour had employed the flesh kong trick for her dog again.

by January 20, 2024

Flesh Wrench

Describing one's own penis as a tool or wrench to be used in a twisting or jerking motion.

(Nenad)- I need a wrench to take this apart
(Steve)- I got a flesh wrench right here ya bitch (while grabbing crotch)

by Americaon123 August 30, 2018

flesh debris

visceral matter that is left lying around despite the best efforts to sweep the floor of any jobsnobs

There still lots of flesh debris hanging around the office

by subculture junk August 16, 2019

FLESH AND RELBJALOOD

Mortal People's and animals with feelings that is related to relbjalood shed that was made by gomightydjis gomightybjis of the universe's the flesh of my blood Lonnie Benningfield junior as I created flesh and relbjalood. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥️ ✨️.

I invented and made and created flesh and relbjalood. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq August 02, 2022

Flesh and relbjalood

MORTAL LIVING HUFELBJraTIVE BEINGS FELBJraTIVE KIND AND FELBJaSHES as well of GOMIGHTYBJIS GOMIGHTYDJIS 🎨 🖼 artations of Lonnie's language 1 and 2. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.

I invented and made and created flesh and relbjalood the mortal Living artations of Lonnie Benningfield junior. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq April 15, 2023

Flesh salt shaker

Flesh salt shaking is the act of ejaculating on your food resembling the common seasoning utensil the salt shaker.

Ran out of salt so I just jerked off on to my fries ,my mom calls it the flesh salt shaker

by Alexandevo June 30, 2018