A dildo, mad entirely of fruit, that some poor kid had to hold up as an advertisement for an Aussie supermarket...
what's worse is that he had to dip it in yogurt, which made it even more embarrassing...
what's worse is that he had to dip it in yogurt, which made it even more embarrassing...
by ToyboyTime May 17, 2008
by Nick EE March 05, 2003
Inability to recognize homosexuals. Lack of gaydar. Typically used in reference to girlfriends/wives of gay men.
by M B I May 15, 2009
The act of getting so lonely you carve a hole in a great fruit, heat it up for 30 seconds, and masturbate with it.
by Colojolo July 27, 2009
the opposite of a mangina.
when you bend over and show your balls and shaft (haha, BALLS AND SHAFT!) through your legs.
You need a big cockpiece
when you bend over and show your balls and shaft (haha, BALLS AND SHAFT!) through your legs.
You need a big cockpiece
Wow, you cant even do the fruit basket cause you have a small dick haha!
Your fruit basket is copious!
Your fruit basket is copious!
by camalus April 01, 2004
by macy has too much clout January 22, 2018
When a man fucks a fruit and then receives a blowjob from someone until his dick no longer tastes like the fruit he fucked.
1. Man: “hey you in the mood for a fruit snack? We have watermelon or kiwi”
2. Woman “wow I’m hungry. I could sure use a fruit snack..”
2. Woman “wow I’m hungry. I could sure use a fruit snack..”
by FruitBrat January 07, 2020