Breakfast Hair

The smell your hair gets after cooking breakfast. Especially bacon.

After cooking breakfast this morning, the smell still lingered and followed me everywhere. Little did I know, I had breakfast hair.

by sweeeeeeeeeeetshawtie August 24, 2010

breakfast for champions

1. first thing in morning, when you wake up drink glass of an alckohol and take some drugs.

Yesterday some people from ZAVOD KRU had early morning alckohol session mixed with the drugs, real breakfast for champions.

by zavoKRU August 10, 2011

Alabama Breakfast

When she runs out of cream cheese for her bagel and she provides a blowjob on the toilet before you get in the shower to spread on her bagel.

Girl 1: I'd rather have an Alabama Breakfast then a dry bagel.
Girl 2: Me too, I had an Alabama Breakfast yesterday. The key is to get the "cream cheese" in the freezer for a few minutes.
Girl 1: Great idea. The warm "cream cheese" always throws me off.

by BlueNote August 07, 2013

Irish Breakfast

A customary shot (or two) of hard whiskey consumed right after waking up, usually to calm the massive hangover from a night of drinking.

I would have had an Irish breakfast, but I don’t want to get cirrhosis by the time I’m 30.

by Scatmanjahn July 23, 2020

serving breakfast

sucking cock in tha morning

Is yo mom still servin breakfast?

by cold cut February 11, 2004

Breakfast Taco

When you eat a girl out with syrup

My boyfriend has a sweet tooth so I let him give me a breakfast taco when he goes down on me.

by ben&kelly May 01, 2014

Breakfast

...you know.

This morning I ate breakfast with my wife... and her sister... and her mom.

Samantha needs to dump her boyfriend and stop eating breakfast off the kiddie menu if you know what I mean...

Yesterday my wife made me breakfast in bed... it was DELICIOUS!!!

by Head Chef June 10, 2009