by wowbabe June 6, 2010
Get the flaming whore mug.A flaming vine occurs when a male ejaculates or urinates directly upon an open flame (e.i. lighter, match, campfire, etc.) and the excretion becomes intentionally ignited, thus producing a string of fire, the Flaming Vine. On some occasions, the flames can backfire and ignite a persons genetalia, requiring potentionally embarassing medical attention.
And, in 1945, on the night of accidental conception, Mr. Bush had run out of his yearly supply of Colonial Condoms provided by the Senate, and figured that by producing a flaming vine all of the sperm will cease to live and therefore, preventing impregnation. This little plan failed miserably and thus, our 43rd presidant, George W. Bush was born.
by Dr. Professor Gnarly Sharps October 8, 2008
Get the Flaming Vine mug.a man lies on his back with his legs in the air. he then proceeds to wrap his arms around his legs (grabbing his ankles) and repeatedly thrusting his pelvis upward. this may also be used as a sexual position.
person 1: hey man, have you seen aaron?
person 2: nah, last i heard he's been alone in his room doing the flaming seahorse
person 1: damn...
person 2: nah, last i heard he's been alone in his room doing the flaming seahorse
person 1: damn...
by b_gambino September 9, 2011
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Get the The Flaming Cock mug.A derivitive of the blumpkin in which a wick or fuse is attached to the hair of the giver. At the beginning of the act, the fuse is lit to encourage speed and a quick finish. The giver is only permitted to stop if the reciever reaches climax or both the giver and reciever catch on fire. Use of the toilet is permissible to extinguish the flames.
by iron_city_ap December 25, 2010
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Damn, I can't believe that he died. But, hell, Walter's still around in Guardians of the Flame, so it won't be as bad.
by Shakal November 21, 2003
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