Facespeedbooking

Someone who pretends to like everything they "like" and mean everything they comment, but they're truly just trying to win the unspoken race of the fastest facebooker.

Yeah, she's a pro at Facespeedbooking.

by Prodigy Panda June 18, 2011

Facespooge

The act of giving your congressional partner the 'pleasurable' experience of covering their face with your ejaculate, as often shown as the ultimate finish to a pornographic movie.

Honey, I'm nearing orgasm, I'd like to give you a facespooge. Not likely, we're married now; we gave that up years ago.

by YellowPinkie June 24, 2011

facision

A failed decision.

Thanks Obama. If Mitt Romney was elected I never would have made this facision.

by scottandjennymakeaword May 23, 2013

facissist

Someone in love with their own Facebook updates.
A narcissist Facebook aficionado.

Bob likes every single facebook post & photograph that he uploads. He is such a facissist.

by Brandnuisance November 25, 2013

Facsimilephobia

The fear of Fax Machines

No! Not the fax! I have Facsimilephobia!

by IdonwansetworldonfireWaitIdo May 29, 2018

Faces

The fag and dyke epicenter of Sacramento, CA. This nightclub is filled with AIDS and all kinds of staph infections.

Paullywog went to Faces one night because his fag hag friends made him go.

by crudmonkey October 29, 2020

Faceshot

Faceshot: noun:/ a person with a 0.5 K/D who berates children in Call of Duty.
He enjoys wearing white hard hats and pushing buttons at work and while standing to play his gaming computer.

Look at that Faceshot yell at poor Jimmy for not carrying the team to a victory

by Marlfeasance January 19, 2021