A nerdy man who wears a dress shirt and has pencils and pens in his pocket protecter.He plays Desktop Defender every day, he drinks beer every year, he drinks wine anytime!
Tony:OMG, I GOT 20,000 ON THE WEEKLY CHALLENGE
Evan: I GOT 55,000 BEAT THAT!
Tony: What an Evan Lam.....
Evan: I GOT 55,000 BEAT THAT!
Tony: What an Evan Lam.....
by (LIKE-A-SUM-BO-DEEE) July 2, 2010
Get the Evan Lammug. Reid Evans, born Feb. 14th, 1983 in Poughkeepsie New York is known worldwide as the first man to hold the record of bicycle tires changed in one day. Reid changed a record 531 flat tires in 24 hours on April 6th, 2004 in front of two judges from the Guiness Book of World Records. It is said that his hands were bleeding by tire 316, and after he had completed the record, he could not move his fingers for over a week. He has now held the record for well over two years, having not had one single attempt to defeat said record. When asked whether or not he planned to attempt to break this record, he answered: "For the sake of my fingers, I hope I never have to do that again."
by Kelsey Sugamama November 17, 2006
Get the Reid Evansmug. by Snippppper January 7, 2020
Get the Jack Evansmug. The hardest lad in bishvegas, he struts round drinking either pepsi max or bud. When he’s drinking after each alcoholic beverage he will proceed to lay someone out cold. He is a lethal driver constantly doing handbrake turns and crashing his car in his Kingdom of Tesco carpark. If you see this man do not approach he is a solid 6ft4 and has a beard. He is unhinged he barks at nearby strangers and one time stole some lads shoe using his teeth. He’s the best customer at johns fag house he loves the fake cigarettes. His favorite ice cream flavor is Marlboro red and often goes through at least 5 tubs day. He owns two restaurant and is constantly expanding his franchises of Papa Johns pizzeria and KFC.
by The corsa April 21, 2022
Get the Evan Tomlinsonmug. 
by Abi Taylor May 4, 2021
Get the Chris evansmug. A couple who act like they hate each other but very much love eachother, usually are both brunettes and have brown eyes, emily and Evan are usually the cutest couple people will ever see, they both have a heart of gold and always shoot for the moon and guide eachother along the way
"I wanna relationship like an Evan and emily"
"Damn they're cute like 2 birds in a tree"
"Spicy like a taco"
"Emily and Evan are adorbs cute"
"Damn they're cute like 2 birds in a tree"
"Spicy like a taco"
"Emily and Evan are adorbs cute"
by Pretty girl1019 May 24, 2017
Get the emily and evanmug.