Elijah

An Elijah is the Lord of dumbness. He feeds off stupidity. He lives with his parents until death (dies early from eating Tim tams). Hates basketball and is weird.

Ew, he is such an Elijah. Yuck

by rossabong June 4, 2020

Elijahing

1. To fuck up drilling holes into walls
2. The inability to use staircases

Stop Elijahing my wall.

by multiple usernames February 19, 2024

Elijah

A faggot ginger with no braincells and was born with down syndrome and dot over his face

Elijah u look so gay bro

by Niggerfaggotslickbitch678 June 14, 2018

The Elijah Wade

when a dude slaps his big belly on his girls back during back shots

“Yeah Gerald I was giving ole Linda the Elijah Wade last night and she broke down on me man.”

by Nelson TM February 9, 2025

Elijah Rhonemous

He’s pretty quiet but whenever he has something to say it’s funny but like stupid funny

Elijah Rhonemous has a lot of random questionably true facts today

by Mr. CAMeleon August 18, 2022

Elijah

The name your girlfriend yells out

Yea FUCK ME ELIJAH!!!

by woockyslush November 21, 2021

Elijah

These people usually have blonde hair and Hazel-brown eyes. Their hair is really fluffy and they like to let people touch it. Some times they tend to act like a child and scream, but never the less they are really nice. If they were to date anyone their name would most likely be Ophelia and their probably an Asexual. They also are probably platonicly adopted by someone names Skyler who probably has like 5 other kids and if dating a dumbass.

Elijah: *Screams*
Person: * Screams*

by Child_Collector April 21, 2022