straight edge

A redundant and pretentious way of simply doing the right thing while feeling the need to have it justified and announced by being part of a group/clique. Often marked by the 'sXe' tattoo, sometimes just the 'X' mark.

"Do you want a smoke?"
'No way! I'm straight edge! I don't do that sorta shit!'
"You're pretty high and mighty for an under age kid with a tattoo!"

by Opheliaxx October 14, 2012

the edge

Something that needs to be taken off.

Drugs and/or alcohol usually take the edge off.

by popalock January 9, 2011

Straight Edge

A straight edge person, is one who woke up one morning when one was around the age of 14 and one realized, "Wait, I haven't done any drugs yet, all of my friends have, I need to come up with an excuse for why I'm not cool. I know, I'll tell everyone I'm straight edge!"
One then lives one's life until the age of 23 being straight edge. Get's "xxx" tattooed on one's arm, never gets laid. Upon turning the age of 24, has a beer, regrets the tattoo, and realizes it's too late to ever have sex because one is a homo.

See Homo Thug

Person 1: "Hey man... you know when you're tripping and-"
Cut off by Person 2: "No way dude, I'm straight edge."
Person 1: "Oh, so do you like butt sex?"
Person 2: "No, I'm straight edge."
Person 1: "You're gay."

by Ramblin' Rose September 8, 2006

edgemaximus

A friend or stranger who keeps doing edgy thing so much that you and others tell him to stop

shopping for some thing then you see a edgemaximus who is wearing a twenty one pilots and singing there songs out load

by dankduck April 22, 2017

edge of a cracker

The most Caucasian out of all Caucasian people

Damn bro Alexis was so white she is the edge of a cracker

by Booming July 28, 2016

Edgeamication

A dumbass whore you is you with a stage 2 diabetes

I am edgeamication

by A muther fucker February 20, 2017

edgepeon

A edgy person who isn't good enough to be a lord.

That edgepeon Cynthia sure does like being edgy.

by Mangomike March 29, 2017