Dylan

The horniest person in the planet. He asks every girl for nudes and is such a d*ck. He's also the type of person that will leave you on seen and never text back because he's too busy hanging out with his fellow mates! A Dylan will act like he cares about you at first, but he will dump you eventually and break your heart.

Friend: What did Dylan said?
Girl: He asked me for a picture of me naked!
Friend: what???
Girl: I'm not gonna send him any pics. He left me on seen last week, and he clearly only texts me when he's horny.

by Someone00000 April 11, 2017

Dylan

dylan has a massive dick and is very hot and better then any of those bitch ass ruisians

Me and Dylan fucked last night and it felt so good

by Mr_Moist69 June 10, 2018

Dylan

A completely sicko who has fetishes for brutes, stereotypes in general, clowns, rubber/inflatable everything and just about every non-typical fetish out there, often tries to take part in bizarre sexual rituals involving any of those aforementioned things, forces other people he roleplays with to be in relationships with him.

He's a classic Dylan, always forcing people to have sex with him.

by MM132 March 4, 2019

Dylan

Dylan a freak who looks like 2 Couzens fucked and the kid was there atistic baby

eeew u look like dylan

by armyboy123 November 28, 2018

Dylan

A dumbass nerd who wears dumbass shoes. The dumbass looks like shaggy and slightly resembles a palm tree. If you see him take a picture and make a meme. Its really funny to make fun of him.

Look at those dumbass shoes. What a dylan.

by Piratewizard March 6, 2017

Dylan

Dylan is the kind of guy who is dating the high school slut that fucks every guy in the school besides him. She is just using him as her personal slave to get things done. Dylan also jerks off his cashew dick while playing computer games in his free time. Overall, Dylan is a complete dipshit that had very poor personal hygiene.

"EW! It's Dylan! "
"Armed you guys dating?"

"Yeah but he's still a weird cunt"

by daddy9inch May 23, 2016

Dylan

Dylan is typically a nerdy football player is constantly pitying himself. He has brown hair and eyes and a lot of people like him out of pity from his own complaining. He's very smart, strong, and fairly attractive, but that's about it. He sucks at sex and has a super small penis. His would be a better Johnson than a Dylan. A lil bit selfish and has the ability to be mean without knowing it. Despite what all these other definitions say about Dylan's there not very accurate, I went to collage with at least an entire class full of Dylan's and they all follow this. In short they're like 6 on a scale from 1 to 10.

Sarah: Wow, so Dylan huh?

Hailey: Yeah well... He's alright I guess.

by Abcdefu November 27, 2012