Dylan 

Disbled

You are such a dylan

Dylan by Ancdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz March 11, 2019

Dylan 

ANNOYING DUDE THAT NOONE LIKES. USUALLY IS BITCH.

You are such a Dylan!

Dylan by Diggiraboi2833 March 12, 2019

Dylan 

A guy who never shuts the fuck up. Makes you wanna die at every interaction you make with him. No actual humor or personality in this vessel. Just a husk and a waste of gods precious time and savings

Guy 1: Hey is that DYLAN
Me: hope he dies in a fire

Dylan by Niggaweinerman March 15, 2019

Dylan 

After losing what are the odds, you refuse to do what it is you agreed to do.

Man, you were a total Dylan when you lost what are the odds.

Dylan by jamesdurden March 30, 2019

Dylan 

A nice guy who likes memes a LOT.

Ex: Oh god Dylan is gonna talk about memes again... RUN BEFORE THE CHUNGUS GETS US

Dylan by Memelover101 April 4, 2019

Dylan 

Denial causes big depression

Dylan got rejected and is now big sad

Dylan by No_game_No_life May 7, 2019

dylan 

dylan is a bitch ass hoe who fucks black guys on the daily.

dylan has deep throated your mom’s massive cock at least seven times this week.

don’t blame dylan for his leaky vagina, it runs in his family.

if you need a pod- don’t get it from this guy.

Gianna: oh my gosh Dylan is such a hoe!
Josh: He banged me hard last night

dylan by notyoursidehoe May 14, 2019