Faggot, queer, can't see Kyle, and loves his fathers cock. Probably has a white trash haircut. Is GAY.
That kid over there is Dylan.
by PinkPop November 04, 2019
Noun: He is incredibly white and has a very small penis. He is also a complete bitch and wears white shirts that blend in with his body.
Dylan put on a shirt
by Trinomial September 16, 2016
Noun: He is incredibly white and has a very small penis. He is also a complete bitch and wears white shirts that blend in with his body.
Dylan put on a shirt
by Trinomial September 16, 2016
by armyboy123 November 29, 2018
A completely sicko who has fetishes for brutes, stereotypes in general, clowns, rubber/inflatable everything and just about every non-typical fetish out there, often tries to take part in bizarre sexual rituals involving any of those aforementioned things, forces other people he roleplays with to be in relationships with him.
by MM132 March 04, 2019
A dumbass nerd who wears dumbass shoes. The dumbass looks like shaggy and slightly resembles a palm tree. If you see him take a picture and make a meme. Its really funny to make fun of him.
by Piratewizard March 06, 2017
Dylan is the kind of guy who is dating the high school slut that fucks every guy in the school besides him. She is just using him as her personal slave to get things done. Dylan also jerks off his cashew dick while playing computer games in his free time. Overall, Dylan is a complete dipshit that had very poor personal hygiene.
by daddy9inch May 24, 2016