A term used to describe a hideous woman, or a woman so ugly that one wouldn't want to take her out in public
Jim: "I set you up a date with my cousin, Mildred this weekend "
Bob: "screw that, I wouldn't take her to a dogfight, she's so ugly!"
Bob: "screw that, I wouldn't take her to a dogfight, she's so ugly!"
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an instrument used to pick your nose, which is mobile, and you only have to click a button to use it.
1) hey jana, look at her doodie schnitzel, its pink, and it works so well :)
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written by samuel p. 'n nicholas k. - invetor extrodinaire!
by sam December 22, 2004
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After his 15-minute break, Jay came back looking a tad doobious, as his manager realized before firing his ass.
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When a dude wipes back to front after taking a dump. The poor technique usually results in doodie balls.
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