Domesticated asshole

Noun. A domestic asshole knocks over precious items off tables and counters, destroys everything you love, has a napoleon complex, and steals your heart; a typical house cat

Meet my domesticated asshole! He's a pain in the ass and breaks things but I love him.

by anonymous January 18, 2023

demisexual

any person that is not on badoo

I found out I'm demisexual so I deleted badoo

by miadumonde January 25, 2023

Domestic dog

The domestic dog is not just a non-union tradesperson, but a proudly anti-union tradesperson.

The domestic dog earns less than a third year union apprentice, and will proudly work through 35°+ heat and/or rain. Meanwhile the unionised workers are driving home at 11am, paid fully for eight hours thanks to the inclement weather policy.

The domestic dog wears Bunnings Trade merch, as they eyeroll at a labourer's CFMEU hoodie.

The domestic dog will continue to work on a domestic house for twelve months, while the unionised worker will be taking an alimak from basement three to level 69 in the same twelve months.

Look at these grubs working in the rain. Fucken domestic dogs.

by theslothinator February 14, 2023

damison

Damison is endowed with extraordinary mental superiority. especially : a person with a very high IQ. genius.

Damison is such a genius I wish I was like him

by Damison February 27, 2023

Domestic side eye

when layla says something dumb

layla called me a dog, domestic side eye

by layla hater March 29, 2023

Domestic Dickspute

When a girl is getting dicked down so hard, her yelling makes the neighbors think they should call the authorities.

I heard my neighbor, Jennifer, screaming like a banshee late last night, but I think she and her boyfriend were just having another domestic dickspute.

by jammyshallots June 8, 2023

demisious

Delisious in smol.

Ok, imma brag..... my sausage stew is thicc and demisious. - Ch3rryB10ss0m22

by Gunnerjun April 25, 2023