Diarrhea

You expect me to believe you'll watch me diarrhea shit but you won't watch me masterbate.... I don't believe you...

Hym "Diarrhea"

by Hym Iam March 2, 2024

diarrhea drive-by

Diarrhea Drive-by: When you role down the window of your vehicle on the highway and let loose all of the stress and food you have taken in that day out the window.

Guy 1: Man I really gotta go!
Guy2: Just do a Diarrhea Drive-by, it helps a lot!

by Riley Grimstead April 14, 2017

diarrhea

A watery liquid solid brown or green thing that comes out of your ass

"Bro Jamal I have really bad DIARRHEA."

"Bro you should go see the doctor"

by Jitt tripping September 16, 2022

diarrhea shart

when you need to fart and your diarrhea explodes everywhere

a: dude I diarrhea sharted yesterday
b: oh jesus

a: it was on the toilet tho so it didn’t go that wrong
b: oh ok

by insanae2hufan October 14, 2022

Diarrhea Defense

When you don’t want to go to an event or do something and blame it on diarrhea. Nobody will ever question it. It’s the perfect excuse.

I got out of dinner tonight by using the diarrhea defense. Worked like a charm!

by Preston J. Smith April 2, 2022

baked bean diarrhea

When the poop slides out of yo booty hole, and you ate baked beans yesterday, so maggots crawl into it. Then your Spanish teacher sees it and says "Dios Miho!" and proceeds to stuff it into her face.

i blasted a baked bean diarrhea in da bathroom bro

whoa bro pretty joggers

yoooooooo

by fart moinke April 2, 2021

Acid Diarrhea

A form of Diarrhea that burns like fire, often due to excessive wiping necessitated by frequent gastrointestinal distress, spicy foods which leave behind residue on the sensitive tissue of the anus, or food processing too quickly through the digestive system and thus the stomach acid not being neutralized like it normally would and acid being present on the anus (with a severe burning sensation similar to acid reflex disease, or heartburn). Often times a combination of factors and the fact that excess human excrement and excess acid from the stomach normally found in diarrhea burn the anus area, and makes it feel as if it's being eaten away and disintegrated by acid. Also accompanied by "sharts", especially minor one's that only leak out a small amount but create the similar burning sensation.

Whatever the case, it burns like fucking hell.

I just had a really severe case of acid diarrhea... shouldn't eaten that fourth burrito...

Oh god dave, my colon and anus are burning like fire! I think I 've got a severe case of acid Diarrhea

Oh God, it feels like my colon is being disintegrated and eaten away by acid... oh God, it really is! Too much stomach acid! Agghhhh!

by TheRealMCrapper August 3, 2017