David

David is a caring, sexy, funny person and may seem very happy but deep down he has this one person he loves and cares for even if he does have a partner he shows his true colors around his close family and friends he has those beautiful hazel eyes that you can see from miles away... he shows he cares and will help you when you’re down but sometimes he gets overwhelmed and mad and does things he regrets even when he says sorry you’re soul just falls in love with him even more and you fall deep into his eyes your very lucky if you have a David in you’re life keep him close!

I love you David🥰

by KC519 January 22, 2020

David

A chubby kid who is bound to have a massive glow up and fuck every single girl on this planet and have no kids with perfect pull out game but dies because he contracted every STD.

Friend 1: I wish I could pull a David.
Friend 2: That would be sick dude!

by JohnnyUser84 October 19, 2020

David

David is a sad pathetic wanna be Carlos. He makes up lies about himself to cover up his ugly physical features. He's probably gay, but tries to say straight jokes. Not only is he gay, but he thinks that every boy likes him because they laugh at one of his jokes.

There goes David's fat ass.

by unknown10101010 May 23, 2017

David

Possibly one of the dumbest,annoying, and least intelligent people to ever exist.
They usually have brown hair and

usually have glasses.

Person: Ughh there’s David

by The mystery 5000 October 15, 2017

David

Narcissistic, self-absorbed yet insecure; follower even though demands to be a leader; thrives on Butt pleasure and singing pirates of penzance

That guy is such a David

by Shaka69 January 12, 2018

David

an asian slut

if u see a David RUN BITCHHH RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

by LK408 April 2, 2017

David

one who forces anothor person to have sexual intercourse by violent assault or forcible interference; violation ! to the extreme . homosexual

DAVID ; heellooo there .
MAN ; ... hi ?
DAVID ; how are you ?
MAN ; ... i'm fine right nOOOWWWWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF ARE YOU DOING ? STOP TOUCHING ME ! LEAVE ME ALONE ! HELP ! HOMOSEXUAL RAPE ! HEEEEEEEEELP!
DAVID ; stfu . nice butt btw . here's my number .
MAN ; - attempting suicide -
DAVID ; heey what are you doing there buddy ?
MAN ; - dead -
DAVID ; oh well , i can use his corpse .

by slfgalifgaf June 20, 2009