David

he seems like the kind of person who would give their dog a mullet. short. also kinda (very actually) gay

ur a david

by heather101010111 April 24, 2022

David

David is a sad pathetic wanna be Carlos. He makes up lies about himself to cover up his ugly physical features. He's probably gay, but tries to say straight jokes. Not only is he gay, but he thinks that every boy likes him because they laugh at one of his jokes.

There goes David's fat ass.

by unknown10101010 May 23, 2017

David

an asian slut

if u see a David RUN BITCHHH RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

by LK408 April 2, 2017

David

Narcissistic, self-absorbed yet insecure; follower even though demands to be a leader; thrives on Butt pleasure and singing pirates of penzance

That guy is such a David

by Shaka69 January 12, 2018

David

Possibly one of the dumbest,annoying, and least intelligent people to ever exist.
They usually have brown hair and

usually have glasses.

Person: Ughh there’s David

by The mystery 5000 October 15, 2017

David

one who forces anothor person to have sexual intercourse by violent assault or forcible interference; violation ! to the extreme . homosexual

DAVID ; heellooo there .
MAN ; ... hi ?
DAVID ; how are you ?
MAN ; ... i'm fine right nOOOWWWWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF ARE YOU DOING ? STOP TOUCHING ME ! LEAVE ME ALONE ! HELP ! HOMOSEXUAL RAPE ! HEEEEEEEEELP!
DAVID ; stfu . nice butt btw . here's my number .
MAN ; - attempting suicide -
DAVID ; heey what are you doing there buddy ?
MAN ; - dead -
DAVID ; oh well , i can use his corpse .

by slfgalifgaf June 20, 2009

David

A small little boy that enjoys mandingo and boys.

Omfg is that a David!?!! Gross asf

by Definitely True March 27, 2015