The subliminal coding imbedded in all guys.
1. No cockblocking
2. Nobody turns down an offer to play football.
3. Leave the seat up, anyone that requires it down either is too
drunk to stand up or needs to take a dump.
4. Chat/IM lingo is frowned upon in real life conversation.
5. The only reason why a
guy shouldn't be able to change their oil is if they are physically incapable of doing it.
6. There is no reason why one
guy should touch another
guy's junk, unless it's a physical examination.
7. Shotgun rules are overridden when the driver has a woman with them, whether it is a date, hooker, sister,
friend, or bum.
8. Something/someone should only be called gay if there is a dude with a dude.
9. Anything is a sport that requires practice and sweat. Including beer pong, table tennis, and pool(billiards).
10. No male cheerleader should be frowned upon, because they are grabbing your girlfriends
ass more than you.
11. A warm
beer is never acceptable unless it is yours and your
dumbass left it out, then you should be forced to drink it.
