Doing a johnston

Unleashing ones bowels on the carpet of an eastern European hotel room in a horrific fashion, followed by having to smuggle the fecal covered bed sheets put of the room, past security, and into a local trash compactor.

He was that bladdered last night we caught him doing a johnston right in the corner of the room the dirty git

by Ox1983 April 19, 2018

no-see-do

when a person completely neglects the back of their head when brushing/combing/styling their hair, hasn't washed it for a few days and the back is all cowlick-y at the crown, or is trying to get too much mileage out of a wash and blowout -- the hair looks fine if you're looking head-on, but like crap if you're looking at it from behind.

Sally: Is that a bird's nest on the back of her head?
Betty: No, it's just a no-see-do. She forgot about the half of her head she couldn't see when she looked in the mirror on her way out.

Molly: Whoa, she must have just gotten dropped from a tornado.
Jen: Possibly, but I think she's just rocking a no-see-do. She got her hair done for that event four days ago and thinks she can still work it.

by Strawberry-blond June 7, 2011

not doing surveys

Any activity that contributes in some way to the betterment of humanity. Also; something useful that has nothing to do with myspace. Can involve work, play, having a life, making real-life friends and in general not being a complete asshole.

"I'd love to spend my life engaged in pointless activities, but I'm busy not doing surveys."

by pavillionguy October 7, 2008

do a chinese

1 - When you hurt someone, normally by accident, but even realizing what you've just done you fail to stop and help, leaving the the other person to die.

2 - When you see someone injured or dying and pretend you haven't seen and just ignore it, leaving the person to die.

You should go to jail if you do a chinese.

Search on google for: "chinese toddler hit and run"

by supermario1978 October 21, 2011

Do a googs

Shorthand for doing a Google search.

What's the population of Phoenix? I don't know, do a googs!

by Tuffshuff April 20, 2013

Do the Toes

To leave, go home or make a sharp exit.

By extension, the word "Toes" can also mean simply "Exit".

"The funeral wasn't up to much so I Did the Toes"
"The One Show is on, so I'm going to Do the Toes".

And also...

"Rangers were 1-0 at half time, so the Subway Loyal did The Early Toes".

by Louise Lualubelle February 23, 2010

Doing a Kaylene

To try & sneak out a fart on the couch at your In Laws & then try & blame your toddler when caught out by the big stain on the back of your skirt.

Kaylene was on a new diet detoxing when she thought she could sneak out a fart. Unbeknownst to her, when she got up there was a stain on the couch. When her Father in Law pointed out the stain, she immediately tried to blame her toddler for spilling a drink. That is, until her Father in Law pointed out the big stain on the back of her skirt!!! So shitting your pants is now known as "Doing a Kaylene".

by xbgt351 October 17, 2012