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hawaiian disease

His problem is he's got the hawaiian disease
by Daytona rick June 24, 2019
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lackofjamescharles disease

A rare disease which affects a small number of the population. If they don't see a picture of james charles' ass at least once within an interval of 5 minutes, they die.
"ayo, lemme see james charles"
"why?"
"I have lackofjamescharles disease"
by Senetsu December 7, 2020
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Parkingson's Disease

A deeply-rooted "like father, like son" physical/mental disorder that transcends several generations of male offspring; it involves each successive "son" misbehaving sexually just as soon as he gets his driver's license --- i.e., pulling over ("parking") and "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with any "cute young thing with boobs and a coochie" whom he happens to be dating and/or giving a ride somewhere. And heck --- most likely this lustful procreating is how many of the successive generations of these socially-irresponsible males have kept their DNA-lineage going so well and for so long --- Grampa was probably conceived this way, and then Grampa did the same thing himself when he reached puberty, and then Papa followed suit, and then Son, and...
For as long as I can remember, a majority of the young guys in this town have been "doing da bouncy-bouncy" with girls in their back seats on the lane down by the old fishing-pier... sound like Parkingson's Disease to me!
by QuacksO October 18, 2017
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Carkinson's Disease

The intense shaking qualities of a beaten-up or old car while the engine is running.
I can't read this guy's license plate because its too shaky, that thing's got Carkinson's Disease!
by Nappinappi November 18, 2010
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The Dude Disease

An illness commonly seen in heterosesxual Males, who firmly believe their sexuality defines their contact with other males.

Common side effects include, but are not limited to, Declining hugging another male with the excuse of it being gay. Joking about an action referring to it as gay although it is a gay action and or a plague.

Currently there is no known cure, myths lead to believe that the possible cure could be accepting the fact that just because you do specific things with another male doesn't employ that it is a sexuality that you are not, but this has not been statistically proven.
Tom: Hey, uh..not feeling too well..can i have a hug?
Jimmy: What the fuck? No, that's fucking gay.
Tom: Do you have The Dude Disease?
Jimmy: The fuck is that?
by PiiKayFare September 20, 2018
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Demonic Disease

A disease where a person is acting more crazy and aggressive than usual. They also comes to where they almost killed someone. This isnt physically disease , its mentally disease. It can be also be cured.
Yandere has a demonic disease.
Alyssa has a demonic disease.
Beware of people who have demonic disease.
by StarShiner02 March 31, 2017
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Vector of disease

(n.) children, especially maskless children in pandemics, who run around unattended, spewing their disease with random whimsy.
Watch out! Vector of disease bearing down on you at twelve o'clock!
by Woodrow Saltpaw June 1, 2020
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