dickason disease

when some dumb fat fuck has too lift his stomach up just to take a piss.

Andrew caught the dickason disease once he reached 400 lbs.

by JP1986 December 5, 2011

The rot disease

Someone who’s commitment has rotted away, internally traumatised from being around cranbrooks (dealing with delulu emotional menstruating transpenussy). They have abrupt and unprecedented memory loss, uses commas in conversation and a vocabulary limited to ‘haha’

Lily: he has the rot disease d

D: yeh it’s obvious…

by Dilfsrhot October 16, 2023

Szalowski's Disease

A neurodegenerative disease characterized by immoderate jealousy. Causing its sufferers to attempt to accuse others of false misdemeanors; and squeeze unnecessary guilt and even an apology out of them.

Nick: <tries to guilt someone>
Mike: Nick must have Szalowski's Disease.

by gnarly_guacamole April 28, 2023

Cucumber Disease

Where everything tastes like cucumbers

Or

Where everything tastes like what it’s supposed to be but with a hint of cucumber

Josh: everything tastes like cucumbers. Even my chicken wings

Kate: you have cucumber disease! Stay away

by aileennlov3 December 8, 2022

The Gentleman's Disease

A more elegant way of saying autism

My Doctor just told me I had the Gentleman's Disease

by MrAvacadoMan August 16, 2023

Dak’s Disease

A quarterback who plays well in the regular season but cannot win in the playoffs.

I really like our QB, but I I don’t think we can win the Super Bowl because he suffers from Dak’s Disease

by Thekling September 8, 2023

Karen’s Disease

Noun: Being a complete illogical bitch who thinks the world owes her privilege for existing. Can be shortened into being a Karen.

That bitch must have Karen’s Disease. She just threatened to call the cops on that one year old for shitting in their diaper

by Gargatron November 30, 2021