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Ellington Crackpot Disease

A slang word used in the UK, mainly to define the random'ness and craziness of another human being or group of friends.
Ryan has a serious case of Ellington Crackpot Disease!
by The Spoonmyster December 2, 2010
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dunlap disease

Its what happens when you get really fat
My stomach dun lapped over my belt
by SammyBoy July 11, 2003
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Bleeding Heart Disease

Originally a song title by the punk band NoFX, Bleeding Heart Disease pokes fun at people who are "Bleeding Hearts" and "Heart Disease" (a real disease). Someone who has Bleeding Heart Disease often suffers from chronic and naive sympathy for anyone and everything, especially around politically sensitive issues. The sympathetic emotions are often unjustified and directed to people or causes that do not in fact deserve sympathy.

It's important to note that to be diagnosed with Bleeding Heart Disease, a person must chronically feel unjustifiably sorry for people on unrelated topics. It's also important that the topic of sympathy be unjustified or highly debatable.

Bleeding Heart Disease is becoming especially common in the Western World.
Statement: "That's so sad that guy died when he got his Darwin award."
Reply: "I think you have Bleeding Heart Disease."
by Brad Bender January 8, 2009
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Mad Cow Disease

Waking up in the morning to the sad realization that at last night's party you were seduced by a crazy, fat female. You had sexual relations with her and in the morning you woke up crazy.
"...dude last night I was at jimmy's and I banged some fat chick, I got mad cow disease this morning.."
by Bigsby May 2, 2008
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warehouse transmitted disease

happy hardcore music, sum shit you might catch in a warehouse having unprotected sex... believe
"when used correctly condoms are 99.9% percent effective against "warehouse transmitted disease"
by warehouse bay b February 8, 2009
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Neon Light Disease

Neon light disease is when the neon lights turn on you can't sleep.
A better example would be that once it gets dark you don't start getting tired until about 3-4 in the morning. Then at about 5 in the morning you finally crash.
1: I'm diagnosed with the neon light disease.

2: Excuse me?

1: Yeah, don't you see the club lights on?

2: Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?

1: When the neon lights turn on I wake up. ... You've never heard of it before?

2: Dude, I don't think anyone's heard of it before.

1: Ah well, that's their loss.
by Kyata February 14, 2009
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Nissan Disease

A bizarre disorder where the owner of a car, often a Nissan, has a tendency to hug the dotted line of a divided highway, occasionally drifting into the other lane, other times making it almost impossible to pass the sufferer.
Dude 1: "Dude, that douche just spent half an hour practically riding the center line, and he just shifted lanes without signaling!"

Dude 2: "Textbook Nissan Disease"
by JawshBawkes February 24, 2011
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