by heisenbruhger July 7, 2023

When you call your boy to see if they got something you need and they say naw !
Or when you go to McDonald’s and the ice cream machine is broken
Or when you go to McDonald’s and the ice cream machine is broken
by Ladydeadpool_305 September 28, 2019

by Diarrhea funky party April 7, 2021

Extremely distasteful.
Mark: I heard you went and saw the new Claymation remake of "Citizen Kane" at the Odeon -- how was it?
Kip: Worse than French diarrhea -- unwatchable. We walked out and got frozen custard.
Kip: Worse than French diarrhea -- unwatchable. We walked out and got frozen custard.
by FitofPeak2 June 11, 2025

When you get explosive diarrhea when there’s a blockage in your colon causing said blockage to collapse in on itself. This is felt as an implosion in your body before the explosion occurs.
by SigmaSam2009 January 27, 2025

When the poop slides out of yo booty hole, and you ate baked beans yesterday, so maggots crawl into it. Then your Spanish teacher sees it and says "Dios Miho!" and proceeds to stuff it into her face.
by fart moinke April 2, 2021

A form of Diarrhea that burns like fire, often due to excessive wiping necessitated by frequent gastrointestinal distress, spicy foods which leave behind residue on the sensitive tissue of the anus, or food processing too quickly through the digestive system and thus the stomach acid not being neutralized like it normally would and acid being present on the anus (with a severe burning sensation similar to acid reflex disease, or heartburn). Often times a combination of factors and the fact that excess human excrement and excess acid from the stomach normally found in diarrhea burn the anus area, and makes it feel as if it's being eaten away and disintegrated by acid. Also accompanied by "sharts", especially minor one's that only leak out a small amount but create the similar burning sensation.
Whatever the case, it burns like fucking hell.
Whatever the case, it burns like fucking hell.
I just had a really severe case of acid diarrhea... shouldn't eaten that fourth burrito...
Oh god dave, my colon and anus are burning like fire! I think I 've got a severe case of acid Diarrhea
Oh God, it feels like my colon is being disintegrated and eaten away by acid... oh God, it really is! Too much stomach acid! Agghhhh!
Oh god dave, my colon and anus are burning like fire! I think I 've got a severe case of acid Diarrhea
Oh God, it feels like my colon is being disintegrated and eaten away by acid... oh God, it really is! Too much stomach acid! Agghhhh!
by TheRealMCrapper August 3, 2017
