CUM

CUM Or Cretins Unusualy Masturbate
Is used as an instant conversation stopper

Random Person"so dude as i was sayin-"
Speaker"CUM"
RP"sorry what??"
S"Cum"
RP"umm"
S"CUUUUUUM"
RP"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"

by Bigdikattackhelicopter July 27, 2021

Cum

A white creamy condiment usually scooped out of a jar.

The cum I put in the salad really gives it that extra oomph!

by Zilbad123 July 28, 2021

Cum

What my girlfriend is doing right now

I made my girlfriend cum.

by Cuuuuummmmm August 15, 2021

Cum

See: Jiz, if you slap one out. Hopefully you should come. (If not it is advised you see a doctor)

Cum on my titties Martin

by Zack, University of Cambridge August 19, 2021

Cum

White fluid that is released from the penis when horny

1. "I'm gonna cum soon"
2. "For fuck sake jimmy did you cum in the dog again?"

by Toast2382 August 21, 2021

Cum

A sticky and extra tasty version of milk, but not from cows, from cocks, not cocks as in roosters, but human cocks

Emily wants cum, but she’ll never get any since she can’t get a guy to come home with her due to her personal beliefs

by CBT from Wikipedia August 27, 2021

cum

semen

cum

by Diples September 1, 2021