cookin

used to express that you’re ok in a vv lit way

"u cookin bruh?"

by therealbruh69 November 3, 2018

cooking heavy

When someone cooks some large portion of meat, that look delicious.

You cooking steaks? That looks like you cooking heavy!

by Goodday eats February 27, 2019

Cooking the spread

when you cum on a tray and put it in the oven cook it for 2 hours then put it in a sandwich and eat eat it

person1: yeah tonight im cooking the spread
person2: oh yeah can i have some

by bigg daddy 78 August 29, 2019

cooking the hooker

( a combo of cooking the books and hooker) : taking advantage of the most vulnerable people in our society

When it comes to dealing with the 3 plagues of social work, we are not only cooking the hooker; we are also defunding the police.

by Sexydimma July 10, 2021

Cronking Yah Gonk

Southern Illinois slang for masturbating using the hand of a woman you slaughtered.
Corpse must be old enough for necrosis to set in.

Otherwise it is Glorking Yerh Hork.

Hey jordy I Cronked my Gonk yesterday!
John are you fucking serious? John you know you can't be Cronking Yah Gonk round here, that's illegal!

by fliip3 May 17, 2022

lucy cronin

a very small,spanish,gay,transgender,69 year old,VEGAN,meat lover,crystal leigh SUPERFAN,skinny puta

boy: OMG..have you seen lucy cronin ? she’s such a puta !

by 69moocy69 January 2, 2019

You Suck At Cooking

the only man who knows how to properly use a wang-jangler, and the only man who could ever steal my heart 🥵😩

person 1- you suck at cooking is so hot right 🥵
person 2- yeah 😩👹

by simpforbiss June 19, 2021