creami

An adjective to describe your morning. Positive, it's a good thing.

Etymology: Ninja Creami

Good creami morning, John!

Are you having a creami morning?
Yes, my morning is very creami!

by realwimble September 7, 2022

Creamy Urchin

The gelatinous, stealthy after nut that remains stuck and hidden in her/his hair after being the recipient of a truly herculean facial eruption.

"For f*cks sake John! Your creamy urchin just came out on my hairdressers thumb!"

by African Powerhouse September 12, 2021

Creamy Diablo

Cumming in a girl named Katie's mouth after eating Flaming Hot Cheetos all day.

Bruh...i gave her that creamy diablo

by Willy Fisterbutt March 7, 2025

Creamy Ari

Yo momma

“Yo mom is such a Creamy Ari”

by Odd Al March 24, 2022

Creamy Cupcake

A Creamy Cupcake is a girl with such irresistibly edible frosting (pheromone rich smegma) that no man can resist the taste thereof.

And it is NOT just their frosting's induced culinary experience, but also the Neuroendophysiological spin it gives the dude's brain, and through the pituitary via his testes, his enhanced libido and testosterone level.

Dude #1: I was with that new Creamy Cupcake from human resources Friday and her frosting was so sweet, and it gave me a boner that lasted the whole three day weekend

Dude #2: I understand, she left her locker unlocked in the gym........I just licked that Creamy Cupcake's frosting from her panties.... ...I had such a boner the next day... ...I had to call in sick.

Dude #1: I still dream that I am hearing her Erotic Refrain!

Dude #2: I cannot wait to get the wrapper off that Creamy Cupcake.

by MadDrJeckel II May 25, 2023

Creamy Ketchup

Creampieing a girl on her period.

Brad gave Amy the creamy ketchup

by PizPuz April 29, 2023

The Creamy Chicken

A humiliation kink sex act, where a rubber glove is used as a prophylactic, after which it is pulled over the woman’s head so when she exhales out of her nostrils the glove inflates to look like a chickens crest.

“Mate last nights Tinder date was wild, we did The Creamy Chicken and the glove exploded. The room looked like the inside of a shampoo bottle”

by Jordy Luke January 27, 2024