crab tamalinator

When you open a crab on facetime and shove the Tamale up your cavity filled teeth, whilst jerking off.

Ryan hasn’t brushed his teeth since he moved to maryland, and he showed me the crab tamalinator.

by ya boy the average kid August 7, 2022

Arts and Crabs

Using pubic hair to make arts and crafts projects. Crabs not necessary.

“I shaved my pubes last night.” “Oh, man, give me the hair, I wanna make some arts and crabs.”

by badgirl22 December 3, 2018

crab touch

a touch only a crab can give. usually sexual

1. Damn man! You just got the Crab Touch!

2.Oh shit man! Did you see that Crab Touch!?

by Ca2en September 19, 2017

crabbed crust

The dried bits of semen residue from the last time you were "active."

-She accidentally inhaled my crabbed crust.
-She hadn't gotten any in so long, she was layered in crabbed crust.

by Give me crack or give me death May 17, 2016

Cum Crab

When the cum recipient gets your man-goo on their hands, then proceeds to pinch their fingers and thumb together, imitating a crab claw, and walks sideways out of the room.

Jenna is so crazy she did the cum crab after sex while my parents were staying over.

by Bambamjimmyjam May 6, 2023

Crab Slag

Crab Slag AKA A slow moving Swamp Donkey on the cheap

I fell asleep before that crab Slag could satisfy me....

by Seven77777 January 17, 2018

Crab trap

A female who's vagina is a revolving door that's constantly catching crabs

Girl:1 wow she has a big crab trap
Girl:2 what about Tiffany

Girl:1 her too

by Smittywerbermansjenson May 27, 2017