couch poacher

the act of sitting with your legs spread and reaching over your groin and flipping your balls repeatedly

Dude! my mom almost caught me couch poaching the shit out of my balls.

bill down the street is such a couch poacher

by wtfmaaaaaaaaaan January 08, 2011

Couch Fucker

One who prefers sexual adventures to be played out on the sofa!

this bed is too hard, that one is too soft, lets just fuck on the couch...i am a couch fucker

by ugggggmoansigh December 03, 2008

couch lady

Some1 whos ass is so big its the size of a 3seater couch with cupholder dimples, it can eat ppl from 20m

Omg, i caught a glance of that couch lady and near died!

by eUaN May 08, 2006

couch naked

when you walk out to your kitchen at 4 am and you suddenly realize youre friend is completely naked on your brand new couch

oh muh god, you were completely couch naked last night!!!!

by ry jyan September 06, 2010

jiggity couch

a couch that is used for coitus.

Guy#1: Dude, why are you throwing your couch away?

Guy#2: Its was my grandma's jiggity couch.... I couldnt get the stains out

Guy#1: I'll take it

by pinkprincess29 February 02, 2011

Couch Invader

Someone who starts watching TV with you and then starts changing the channel. As first watching the TV you should have control of the remote, anyone takes over is the couch invader.

"did you watch the OC last night?" "NO! my couch was totaly invaded last night!" "Dame! who was the couch invader?"

by Spoon Rape Victim June 03, 2009

cock couch

A couch used to lure up expecting co-eds into sex.

Kouki got torn up on the cock couch!

by Hrrothgarr August 02, 2014