couch lady

Some1 whos ass is so big its the size of a 3seater couch with cupholder dimples, it can eat ppl from 20m

Omg, i caught a glance of that couch lady and near died!

by eUaN May 17, 2006

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Couch Fucker

One who prefers sexual adventures to be played out on the sofa!

this bed is too hard, that one is too soft, lets just fuck on the couch...i am a couch fucker

by ugggggmoansigh December 16, 2008

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hobo couch

a broken ass couch that harbors moochers and bums; a bed for a douche bag with no job or place to live;

Mooching uncle: I'm goin' to bed!

Richard: Shut the hell up...

Mooching uncle: Your jealous.

Richard: Of your hobo couch? Please.

by the-man-onion February 4, 2010

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Couch Invader

Someone who starts watching TV with you and then starts changing the channel. As first watching the TV you should have control of the remote, anyone takes over is the couch invader.

"did you watch the OC last night?" "NO! my couch was totaly invaded last night!" "Dame! who was the couch invader?"

by Spoon Rape Victim June 3, 2009

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couch naked

when you walk out to your kitchen at 4 am and you suddenly realize youre friend is completely naked on your brand new couch

oh muh god, you were completely couch naked last night!!!!

by ry jyan September 5, 2010

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A grumpy/hungover friend or acquaintance who is always on your couch in the morning preceding a night of heavy drinking and chilling.

He/she hates the sound of you getting ready for work, starting the coffee or any other general "morning" sounds.

"I wanted to watch tv in the living room this morning, but Emerson was being a huge couch diva."

by mophie May 8, 2014

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