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Concord, North carolina

tiny little town with a lot of excitement. small town drama don't get better than this. kind of like cheers, where everybody knows your name. the town keeps getting bigger and so does the talk. Half hour outside of Charlotte, North Carolina.
I'm in Concord, North Carolina and I don't ever want to leave.
by jessi_nichole October 4, 2008
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Concorde

Derogatory word for a person with a very large nose. The expression is a humorous one as it plays on the word conk and the fact that the aeroplane of the same name had a long pointed nose cone.
Person: (Points and exclaims as a person endowed with an abnormally large proboscis walks by) Bloody hell, look at Concorde over there!
by Funky Gibbon22 June 21, 2011
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Corporate Product

Any item that has been shamelessly advertised and flaunted to appease the general masses in order to generate vast profits for the parent company and its selfish executives. Most types of corporate product will rot the body, the brain, or both in some way. Consumer satisfaction is ignored as the companies use popular culture, ideas of social acceptance, and sexual themes to help sell their product.
Examples of corporate product: Ipods; Itunes Music Store; Coca-Cola; Starbucks Coffees; McDonalds; Nike clothing and shoes; DRM; music by the likes of Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, Good Charlotte, Lindsay Lohan, Nick Cannon, Avril Lavigne, Dashboard Confessional, Sum 41, P. Diddy, Jay-Z, etc; Tyco toys; CNN; Fox News; Myspace; anything associated with MTV; Barbie; most cell phone networks; PSP;.....you get the picture.
by corporate mofo June 16, 2006
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CORPORATE INBREEDING

The romantic affiliation of coworkers with the inability to date outside the workpool, inevitably leading to a stagnant office gene-pool and the general "I've already slept with everybody" feel that late episodes of Beverly Hills 90210 best exemplified. Offspring to this phenomenon will only later become trainees and interns for the same organization.
F.E.I. was a tight, profitable, organization, due mostly to the corporate inbreeding creating such a family atmosphere.
by R.J. Ferguson February 18, 2008
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Corporate Sodomy

When a company you work for, or owe money to, or otherwise are forced to deal with willfully and unapologetically fucks you over each and every chance it gets.
It takes 3 days for a deposited check to post in my account. Meanwhile withdrawls are posted instantaneously, causing me to rack up overdraft fees. Yay, corporate sodomy!

My boss denied everyone else vacation time over the holidays, citing the increase in sales would not allow any of us to spend time with our families. Then he took his vacation at that time. Feeling the burn of good ol' corporate sodomy.

The asset protection lady chased thief into the parking lot where he punched her in the face before dropping the Blu-Ray player. She was then fired because the parking lot is not her jurisdiction, but the company still reclaimed and sold the Blu-Ray player. Corporate sodomy at its finest, my friend.
by MastaRoe May 15, 2011
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Whore to the Corporation

A Whore to The Corporation, Is a person, (Male or Female), Who Benefits "The Corporation" by, Supporting the U.S Government when the government isn't being nice, Being a Republican, Being a Racist, and so on. Don't Be a whore to the Corporation.
Sally is really being a whore to the corpration.

Let's not be whores to the corpration and throw rocks at armored vehicles.
by Dylan David Daugherty May 19, 2005
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Corporate Communism

A misleading buzz word that literally just means Crony Capitalism.
Stop using the term Corporate Communism... it's Crony Capitalism.
by Dingus McClure February 24, 2020
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