Colaboard

To waterboard, but with Coca Cola. This is said to be a more grievous mean of torture because Coca Cola gets sticky afterwards, causing unpleasantries for anyone doing anything.

"Bill was colaboarded for 3 hours, his lips, nose holes, balls, and legs were all permenantly attached after to his body afterwards, and he died of suffocation in the proceeding minutes."

by Mepmanb June 15, 2012

colabrium

colabrium means soda in perfect balance...a well formulated bubbly drink to be enjoyed by everybody.

As he was drinking his pop he realized it was a colabrium.

by dr.x. October 3, 2012

Colander of Silence

Colander of Silence: a semi-protected zone where secrets are temporarily kept.

"I need to tell you something super secret that you cannot mention to another person - this is for real, not for the Colander of Silence"

by DK0713 July 13, 2012

Colamaria

The act of being the best dart player in the world.

I won my 301 tonight... I just might be the Colamaria!

by oZmium September 24, 2012

colamping

penises

i have a large colamping

by manfaceguyiscolamping November 2, 2013

Colag

1) The act of grabbing someone's neck and arm, then you lift them up and slam their coccyx onto a hard surface.

"Dude, did you watch the fight match yesterday?"
"No, what happened?"
"Jamie colaged Jones on the wood floor."

by Ghaodoni September 11, 2016

colander dick

Colander dick is where the foreskin sticks in such a way to create multiple escape routes for urine, upon taking a piss. This commonly occurs in the early hours of the day, during the morning toilet ritual. The result is a miss fire where neither stream hits the intended target of the bowl. Due to the absence of for-thought at such a time in the morning the colander dick is rarely corrected.

1) Caught out by Colander dick again this morning! i pissed everywhere except the toilet...
2) sorry honey, iIhad the choice of peeing half on the floor and half in the bowl or on both sides of the seat, because of colander dick!

by disaster class June 12, 2016