Coconuts up

Very high level energy.

Jeremy stop crying! Coconuts up!

by Papalipa July 23, 2022

The Coconut Song

A song about all the private parts of a human’s anatomy, so it goes;
Coconut, coconut (breasts)
Big banana (penis)
2 marshmallows (testicles),
One sultana (anus/buttocks)
And a big lasagne (vagina)

The song playing at the store was The Coconut Song.

by TheRealMinecrafter December 19, 2019

Coconut Malled

is when someone actually got trolled by a man riding in a wii sportscar and earrapes you with coconut while in a mall

" YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED. SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO LITERALLY COCONUT MALLED THEM

by Marcopion November 20, 2022

coconut virgin

A ridiculously nasty guy who doesn't take showers and plays League of Legends everyday. Also is a beta male and when they speak to girls, they get scared off due to their ugly appearance.

Damn, that coconut virgin smells mustier than Discord mods.

by stewpooper69 August 10, 2023

Coconut Flake

When you rip off someone’s toenail and ejaculate onto it and make them eat it.

Jacobi force fed Damian Lilliard a coconut flake.

by 29 Elm Street, Apt B May 8, 2024

Coconut

To 'coconut' an individual involves placing a coconut down your underwear and rubbing up against/dry humping an unsuspecting victim. Can also be a consensual act.

Helen decided to coconut Scott as he walked home

by razberry1990 February 10, 2010

coconut hips

open your hips

eh coconut hips!

by smellyrats February 13, 2021