shit coat

Caused by splash-back from diarrhea or loose bowel movements or inferior wiping by the male of the species.

Causes a coating of the underside of the balls with shit.

Tim: What's with Mike. Tina won't give him head anymore and he's cranky.

Bill: Well I heard he has a shit coat and she gags and pukes whenever she goes down on him from the smell of ass.

by PrinceGumby March 15, 2011

Puffer Coat Fetish

For those who like to take all their clothes off and put on a puffer coat

Matt: have you been wearing my puffer coat...
Josh: Yeah, I have a huge puffer coat fetish.

by JacketMad December 24, 2023

Put a coat of paint on it

A somewhat polite but blunt way to tell someone to shut up, or to drop a particular subject they won't stop talking about

Smith: "I told you this wouldn't work, but does anyone ever listen to me? Noooo!! They just carry on mindlessly doing the same old stupid shit.."

Jones: "Hey Smitty put a coat of paint on it already! We can't solve this problem if you keep jabberjawing way like this!"

by TheMocker January 16, 2025

Blue coats

Someone who is a celebrity, a successful, famous and wealthy fashion line by Aujenae Mishel Moore from Des Moines, iowa

Blue coats

by Aujenaespoor November 11, 2025

Washington Coat Of Arms (The Days Of Three Kings): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Washington Coat Of Arms (The Days Of Three Kings): The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

blowing coat

hen your pet is shedding prodigious amounts of their coat during a seasonal change say from winter to summer.

my house is COVERED with cat hair this time of year because my cat is blowing coat.

by word jockey July 5, 2019

Coated

To mean your backed up by a higher power

Jordan : Your a wee idiot

Lee : No I’m not

Jordan : Yes you are your no one will get cheeky with you because your coated

Lee : what makes you think I’m coated?

Moments later..
*jordans legs get broken *

by Austin MacDonell February 19, 2021