clusterfucked

to be crowded together

The traffic was so clusterfucked that no one could get anywhere.

by Mrs. Knowitall November 24, 2004

clusterfuck

an excessive amount of shit in one area.

mike: traffic today was a clusterfuck.

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tom: so i was on my computer and got clusterfucked with popups.

by un1cr0nprincess July 23, 2009

clusterfuck

To have sexual intercourse in one of the clusters at Prince George Park Residence. This would by definition have to be performed with an open door since the rulemakers at PGPR already has foreseen the public interest in one of these clusterfucks.

Please close the door so we don't get clusterfucked!

by Big T at PGP July 31, 2011

clusterfuck

when, in a video game, someone throws grenades or some other explosives at dead bodies, with the intent being to blow up and humiliate any sack packers who try and teabag the body.

Player 1: Dude, I just clusterfucked five noob sack packers who tried to teabag your corpse!
Player 2: Awesome! and I just sniped your ass while you were talking!
Player 1: Fuck! You backstabbing cockbite.

by Kid Aqua January 6, 2008

cluster fuck

A term used in sailing races when a lot of boats reach the buoy at the same time. Lots of yelling and swearing is involved, usually directed at the captains of other boats, or at your own boat's crew. High risk of collision. Often followed with excessive drinking.

"Whew, glad to be out of that cluster fuck, pop open a beer for me, will ya?"

by Port tack pirate August 26, 2007

Cluster Fuck

Where something is stuffed really badly

"Shit, we're cluster fucked".

by Kooby May 27, 2005

cluster bomb

when you hold the tip of your foreskin filling it up with piss and when its full you yell out "cluster bomb," and let go of your foreskin and watch the explosion

DUDE, GO CLUSTER BOMB THAT TOILET RIGHT THERE!

by yo jj October 30, 2008