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Classic Ron

Think of something impossibly stupid, something you couldn't imagine a normal person being dumb enough to do. Then imagine Ron attempting that feat, only to fail epicly or not even give it a try. This is 2013... fax machines have been around for over 30 years, this isn't rocket surgery. If you have a question, just ask google... it won't get pissed at you for being an idiot.
Ron: " Hey, how do you insert a picture in this email"
Me: "It's that button on your email that says insert picture"
Ron: "Huh?"
Me: "This is f*ckin hopeless"
Adam: "That's Classic Ron for ya"
by Ezekiel Knightwagon June 28, 2013
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Classic

Something old and great that people will hate for either a good reason, a bad reason or even NO FUCKING REASON AT ALL!!
"You know that thing that you love because it's a classic? Well, it's terrible."
by Unlord123 May 24, 2019
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the classic smidge

a phrase describing the smallest amount of health one can have left in a typical video game health bar without being "dead". typically relevent in fighting games, such as street fighter or tekken

comes from the longer: "classic smidge of red health". this term originated from the popular mid 90s RTS command and conquer, where it was common to have a vehicle or infanty unit with only one pixel width of health left, essentially rendering it useless.

can be used as adjective or noun
gamer1: "dood i can't believe you beat me that round.. i had you down the the classic smidge"
gamer2: "yea, comeback of the century"

nerd1: "i had 3 minigunners with just a classic smidge of health left, so i used them as air strike fodder."
nerd2: "werd"
by threadoflength February 15, 2009
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Classic Reggie

A verbal acknowledgement of a foolish action of someone other than oneself. Situations deserving this acknowledgement range from one unintentionally stepping in dog shit, intentionally stepping in dog shit, being made your girlfriend's bitch, sleeping with a tranny, etc.
Pat: Dude, did you hear that Matt got donkey punched by his girlfriend the other night?

Jake: Dude, that means he was receiving. What the fuck?!

Pat: I just thought you'd like to know.

Jake: Classic Reggie. Wait a minute, how do you know this?

Pat: ...
by A-Bag 777 July 29, 2012
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Classic Paul

Getting drunk and making plans with guys.
Yo, you totally pulled a classic Paul last night .
by 2tmatt July 23, 2019
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ClassiCube

by Themegaboi March 9, 2021
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classical

NEO-CLASSICAL: It's new age classical music.

Jason Becker is the shit man!!!!

He's the best fucking classical guitarist today.
"24 Capricci Per Violino Solo and Speed Metal Symphony are fucking awesome."

"Yeah, Becker is the most awesome classical metal guitarist I've heard."
by subhumanrhythm December 2, 2007
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