computer clap

When your computer gets a virus from surfing porno sites and/or watching on-line pornography.

Attributed to Lane Leipold

"Hey Lane, you'd better stop watching that porno on your computer , or it will get the computer clap and you'll go blind!"
"I was checking out Jenna Jameson, and next thing I know my computer has the clap; thecomputer clap! "

by Salty 40 May 12, 2018

clapped vagina

Old vagina

When the clapped vagina is so loose you get loat in 2 seconds

by Axell Owyhee January 26, 2018

penis clap

When a man violently swings his penis and makes a clapping sound against his thighs.

I heard John can penis clap for a minute straight!

by bobbycat December 6, 2016

goofy clapping

Goofy Clapping, When a person shoots over another persons head in an effort to scare that person, not hit that person.

They weren't trying to kill him, they were just Goofy Clapping.

by DouShaew=Sha October 6, 2017

pity clap

Supposedly encouraging applause, as for the last finisher in a race, that actually serves to make the recipient feel worse. By extension, any recognition received too late or after calling an achievement to someone's attention.

He knew that the cheap and meaningless "achievement certificate", given after thirty years of service, was nothing but a pity clap.

by podlet October 21, 2016

Coyote clap

A coyote clap is when you tuck it in between the cheeks but then you let it out when a bolt of lightning hits the ground. If you get it in when the lightning strikes, it’s a coyote clap.

Me and my girl Sarah did a coyote clap to the storm

by Big slick 29 December 25, 2021

Hella clapped

When someone is wearing a very ugly shirt or someones face

Joe:My god ,what is that face.Looked like he just had a plastic surgery fail!

Bill:Nah man he was looking Hella clapped already when he was born.

OR

Kayla:*comes out of room*

John:Oh golly gosh you looking Hella clapped with that drip.

by Man who made this September 4, 2021