firehouse chili

The act of pouring hot sauce on your rubber, and performing anal sex. Dave's Insanity sauce is the preferred hot sauce for this act

That was some 5 star firehouse chili. Did you see her tears of approval?

by goatwrangler December 7, 2009

gods chili fingers

gods chili fingers is a sexual act originated in the plaza district of Oklahoma City when a limo driver stuck his fingers in a butt and licked them off. bringing to the world the act of gods chili fingers.

"man this limo driver gave me a ride home and tried to pull some gods chili fingers on me"

"no way man hope you were prepared to kick and run!"

by tattooer_of_the_gods December 17, 2013

reverse chili dog

Similar to a chili dog, but instead of defecating on a womans chest, one drops a log on anothers back. Afterwards the one pulls the others shoulders together then proceed to hump the crease created by the shoulder blades.

After oprah recieved a giggly u by Tom Cruise and Bruce Willis, Taylor Lautner forcibly gave each of them a reverse chili dog one at a time.

by DanK307 June 21, 2010

anal cauliflower

Extreme hemorrhoids condition, where the subject have a cauliflower-like abnormal growth in the anus.

Look at that guy, he have an anal cauliflower! It might be hemorrhoids or genital warts!

by Marvintwist May 14, 2011

get your willy out of my chili

Refers to the intrusion of privacy or getting into some ones business. Synonym to "Get out of my business" or "Get your nose out of my stuff."

Paul: So what are you doing after class?
John: Get your willy out of my chili.

by Plugga December 9, 2008

Cauliflower Vagina

Term for a girl who's vagina is abnormally strange-looking. Kind of looks like the pussy lips are a fighter's cauliflower ears

Mark: So did you nail that girl last night?
Jerry: No man, i was gonna go down on her but she had cauliflower vagina so I just fake chowed her instead.
Mark: You're a sick sick man
Jerry: I do what I can sir

by merk_frost May 29, 2012

chili shitters

Illegal Mescans from Mexico. Friends of George Bush.

The Rio Grande border towns in Texas are full of chili shitters trying to get farther inland to find a job.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005