by the tree on the side of thecar July 18, 2025
Get the chronic gum chewer mug.Someone who’s always online. They speak in generic internet comments due to the fact they’re easily influenced by everything, and they have no original thoughts.
Chronically Online NPC: The UK is a third world country.
Human: What makes you say that?
Chronically Online NPC: Who could bring a child into this world?
Human: Why wouldn’t you?
Chronically Online NPC: The UK isn’t the UK anymore.
Human: huh?
Chronically Online NPC: It’s the usual types.
Human: …are you ok? You sound like every internet comment ever.
Chronically Online NPC: I’m on a calorie deficit.
Human: What makes you say that?
Chronically Online NPC: Who could bring a child into this world?
Human: Why wouldn’t you?
Chronically Online NPC: The UK isn’t the UK anymore.
Human: huh?
Chronically Online NPC: It’s the usual types.
Human: …are you ok? You sound like every internet comment ever.
Chronically Online NPC: I’m on a calorie deficit.
by Race relations October 31, 2025
Get the chronically online npc mug.Someone who is just... tired. ALWAYS. TIRED.
They get 24 hours of sleep? Still tired.
Drink 10 cups of coffee? Still tired.
Ice cold water on their head? Still tired.
They get 24 hours of sleep? Still tired.
Drink 10 cups of coffee? Still tired.
Ice cold water on their head? Still tired.
Person 1: I literally like, sleep for 17 hours a day, and I'm STILL FRICKING TIRED.
Person 2: I think you're just chronically tired.
Person 1: ...:c
Person 2: I think you're just chronically tired.
Person 1: ...:c
by lunarharmonyx December 15, 2025
Get the chronically tired mug.When leaving someone you love causes physical reactions like racing heart beat, tingling skin, and even loss of coordination . While being near them makes you feel better and being in their arms makes you feel like you are home and you never want to leave.
"I must have Chronic Love Syndrome. Being with my BF is always feel better and when we hug I never want to let them go. I want it to last forever."
"Whenever my girl leaves my syndrome kicks in"
"I may have Chronic Love syndrome because I want to hold you forever"
"Whenever my girl leaves my syndrome kicks in"
"I may have Chronic Love syndrome because I want to hold you forever"
by MyRealNameisTurdburglar January 22, 2025
Get the Chronic Love Syndrome mug.A Chronic Gooner is someone who is exponentially good at jacking off to professional levels. They will cancel plans just so they can jack off even more
Hey look at alfie on jerkmate over there. I could recognise that vein pattern from anywhere. He such a chronic gooner
by DrDryNips February 2, 2025
Get the Chronic Gooner mug.Me: Hey, I heard of lolis, want some?
David: I’m open to that, oh yeah, that’s hot
Masturbates loud
David: OH THIS IS GOOD I’M ALMOST THERE
Ejaculates
David: I exploded all over the screen
Message
Me: I can’t believe you touched yourself while looking at some lolis
David: I need more
Lolicons: Don’t we all want more lolis and sex
Anyone: We might have some Chronic Lolicon Syndrome
There is a vaccine called Lolifix, it fixes you in 5 seconds
David: I’m open to that, oh yeah, that’s hot
Masturbates loud
David: OH THIS IS GOOD I’M ALMOST THERE
Ejaculates
David: I exploded all over the screen
Message
Me: I can’t believe you touched yourself while looking at some lolis
David: I need more
Lolicons: Don’t we all want more lolis and sex
Anyone: We might have some Chronic Lolicon Syndrome
There is a vaccine called Lolifix, it fixes you in 5 seconds
by Cultistmania June 10, 2023
Get the Chronic Lolicon Syndrome mug.Person: *draws a my little pony with darker skin*
Other person: “forced representation…”
Another person: “wow that person is chronically online, forced representation doesn’t mean giving a fictional horse a darker skin complexion!”
Other person: “forced representation…”
Another person: “wow that person is chronically online, forced representation doesn’t mean giving a fictional horse a darker skin complexion!”
by NexyNex June 7, 2024
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