Christmas-itis

When you wake up every christmas at 4 in the morning and can't go back to.sleep

God I'm sooo tired. I got a bad case of Christmas-itis this morning.

by merisbear December 25, 2014

Colonel's Christmas

The unwise decision of eating KFC on Christmas Eve, resulting in a explosive aftermath on Christmas Day.

Oh man, I really shouldn't of ate that KFC before Christmas, I really hope Grandma gets me a pair of new pants for Crimbo... as I sense The Colonel has a really BIG present for me.

Have a nice Colonel's Christmas!

by Flealan December 26, 2009

Christmas Sac

Soma and Lotus; Rock and Pressure.

A sack w/ methamphetamine, and loud.

A christmas sac @ 20/20 vision

by Tweak Station April 2, 2019

Christmas Rich

The action of buying anything anytime you are able after Christmas, just because you have gotten gift cards or cash as gifts.

Person One: I really wanna get this, but I'm out for today.
Person Two: Nah bro, I got this. I'm totally Christmas Rich.

by mylovelydarlingcupcake December 27, 2010

christmas pie

When a partner stuffs a female cavity with an aromatic blend of holiday herbs such as cloves, frankincense and mrryh before going down on them.

Meet under the mistletoe and I’ll treat you to a slice of Christmas pie later.

by Rudolphtheblue November 25, 2017

Surprise Christmas

when your girl/boy friend has sex with you on christmas without you knowing

i have the best girlfriend ever! we had a surprise christmas last year!!

by OL_Sloth92 December 5, 2019

christmas heid

head is full of Christmas thoughts to the point of not being with it, not in the here and now because too busy thinking what to get Aunt Bessie or deciding what Christmas tablecloth to get for the family dinner

'she was driving like an idiot, clearly got her Christmas heid on'

by mazdoll4 January 13, 2013