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Christianical

One who believes in Christ and forces,subtly,their belief on others.
For fucks sake don't swear,smoke,drink or fart around my mom.We'll be in for either a cold shoulder or a lecture or both. She's Christianical.
by Nortzz May 5, 2006
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Christianity

Christianity is an Abrahamic, monotheistic religion based on the life and teachings of Jesus of Nazareth. It is the world's largest religion, with about 2.5 billion followers. Its adherents, known as Christians, make up a majority of the population in 157 countries and territories, and believe that Jesus is the Son of God, whose coming as the messiah was prophesied in the Hebrew Bible (called the Old Testament in Christianity) and chronicled in the New Testament.
I’m in Christianity
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Christianity

One woman’s lie to cover up an affair that got way outta control
the criminal code as a reply to the commandments is Christianity
by Tricky Surrey January 8, 2020
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Christianity

A religion, not run by a man named Christian, where you worship a man made of bread
Christianity worships the bread man
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Christianity

Christianity has been able to convert billions of people throughout history to believe in blind faith
by Dubiks December 29, 2018
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Christianity

A religion that has gotten a terrible reputation due to conservative imbeciles taking over the religion and committing immoral actions in the name of God. Jesus himself was actually very liberal and wanted to help guide people no matter what race or sex he/she was. So if you wanna shit talk about religion and all it's flaws, don't blame Jesus for it, blame all of the other idiots who use it as a shield to block their immoral actions.
*example of Christianity*
religious imbecile: The pope sexually abused that child as a way for him to get closer to God
Jesus: smfh
by Dubiks January 10, 2019
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christianity

Based on the teachings of Jesus, who went to India during an 18 year gap to learn Buddhism.

The difference between buddhism and christianity is that Jesus preached to fishermen and Buddha, who predates Jesus by a good 500 years, preached to intellectuals.
by Melbear September 16, 2006
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