A slab of ground beef desperately meant to pass off as a real steak but is actually a cheap, disappointingly shitty imitation that doesn't even come close to any typical cut of steak in flavor or texture. Typically used by burger joints for dishes that require a standalone steak because for much less money they can essentially just throw a large hamburger on a plate by itself and then it's somehow considered a steak.
Customer: I'll have the steak & eggs, please.
Server: Just so you know, we use chopped steak instead of a T-bone like every single other restaurant uses for that dish. Is that still alright?
Customer: Fuck that, lemme just get 3 pancakes instead.
Server: Just so you know, we use chopped steak instead of a T-bone like every single other restaurant uses for that dish. Is that still alright?
Customer: Fuck that, lemme just get 3 pancakes instead.
by j5689 July 9, 2017
Get the chopped steakmug. bollox chops is a name given to a girl who likes to perform oral sex on men but settles more for testicles than the penis. "bollox" refers to the testicles and chops refers to the lady's mouth.
by satanssnaredrum September 13, 2011
Get the bollox chopsmug. by kaiserrr July 27, 2021
Get the lamb chopmug. Look at Steve! His muttonchops are shaped like California, so I suppose he has California Chops! Ba Dum Chh!
by 9voltoyster September 27, 2010
Get the California Chopsmug. by Strawberriesuwu June 7, 2019
Get the Tiddie chopmug. When you’re late to the turkey drop. The act of dropping you’re signifigigant other over Christmas break because you failed to do it over the thanksgiving break.
by spicehboi December 17, 2017
Get the tree chopmug. 