Carson

Monster dump truck, fat curvy dick, Talk with a MEATTY muscles (the brain of course) with a hint of a scent that can be smelled across the room. But gah damn he got some hella tasty ass hair i ain’t gonna lie😩😩😩

Damn I want to have sex with Carson…🤤
I’m gonna bust

He’s such a baddie
FUCK ME CARSON

by Blaze868 April 6, 2022

Carson Eli Bear

I love his mom.
He is a mafia gang leader.

Carson Eli Bear can i have your mom

by Ranesh possibly (it’s not) April 11, 2022

sliding on carson

you mom having an threesome with your friend who's name is carson and his uncle

Mom you did sliding on carson!!

by bigboysus February 22, 2022

Carson G

this man is so incredibly sexy and hot. If i was told that there was a new kid at school and his name was Carson G, I would instantly climax. Theres no such thing as a man with a longer peen and a more beautiful body than someone named carson g. I want any Carson G to have my kids.

Oh My Gosh That Guys is so hot, hes such a carson g

by D Slayer please have my kids March 2, 2022

Carson

CARSON is the SEXIEST MAN ALIVE. He has a MASSIVE COCK and is VERY GOOD AT SEX!!!!!!!!!! HE WILL SEX YOU A LOT AND YOU WILL LOVE IT

girl 1: CARSON HAS A MASSIVE COCK!!
girl 2: I KNOW
boy: IM JELOUS!!!

by Chase2 January 12, 2021

Carson

Carson is probably the best friends you could ever have. He always tries to make you happy and suceeds every time. He is one of the funniest people in world history and puts a smile on your face every day. He does get sad sometimes and when he is sad you really feel bad for him by trying to make him feel better and he is grateful. Carson is the kind of person you can spend hours talking too and never get bored even if they already know all of your secrets and you have shared every possible story that can possibly be shared. Never let Carson go because he will be your best friends for life.

Carson is probably the funniest guy I know.
I spent hours talking to Carson on the weekend.
Carson made me laugh so hard today.

by randompersonteehee138563940 January 22, 2021

Carson Moment

A Carson Moment is when someone says something (Jokingly or not) pertaining to Grooming, Sexting or anything sexual to do with minors.

The term "Carson Moment" was made after the Youtuber CallMeCarson was accused of Grooming a 16 year old.

Person 1: "I'm gonna go groom some kids now."

Person 2: That's a Carson Moment

Person 1: What?

Person 2: What?

by Jean Arvuckle February 21, 2021