canadian toaster

Some lucky cunt sandwiched between two mattresses being fucked while covered in butter

Wow I totally Canadian toastered the girl from the bar eh?

by 404handle July 28, 2016

Canadian Moment

When your canadian friend does or says something unusual or surprising

Canadian: They are so lesbians.
Intellectual: Bruh they're sisters, what is wrong with you!? Canadian Moment.

by sedrfghjkloiuyghjbk December 10, 2020

Canadian Surprise

A Canadian Surprise is when during sex with a partner, you manager to swap out the bottle of standard lubricant with a bottle of 100% pure maple syrup, and when you cum you shout "GOES DOWN SMOOTH, DONTCHA KNOW!?"

"Steve and I were going steady and having a lot of fun in bedroom until he pulled the Canadian Surprise on me. I can't date a Snow Mexican sympathizer, you know?"

by Wurzzag September 2, 2021

Canadian Highway

A hairy pussy with an exceptionally thick, hairy strip down the middle.

Jane dropped her pants and has a pussy that was so hairy in the middle that it had a Canadian Highway.

by Fuzzlenuts January 22, 2012

Canadian Backjack

When a woman sticks one of her tits in the mans ass hole and reaches around and jacks you off from behind.

I jus got Canadian Backjacked

by D-speed December 12, 2011

Canadian Alzheimers

When an old Canadian man jerks you off and won’t stop because he keeps on thinking he just started.

My friend encountered a Canadian Alzheimers

and died 15 years later because the old man did not stop

by Yahoones February 3, 2023

Canadian Alzheimer

When an old Canadian man jerks you off and doesn’t stop because he has Alzheimers and forgets to stop

Jimmy the next door neighbor offer me a Canadian Alzheimers

by Yahoones February 3, 2023