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[canadian armpit]

when you are about to cum but you pull out and your sperm hits her armpit and gets stuck there
i was banging this chick and was about to cum so i pulled out and gave her a Canadian armpit on accident
by ronvanhugendong December 20, 2008
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canadian slurpee

Holy shit that bitch just gave me a canadian slurpee
by GILIGORM May 28, 2018
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canadian pipeline

The canadian pipeline is the act of inserting a straw into ones anus and then putting the other side of the straw into someones elses anus and then you proceed to fart and the gases will then travel into the others persons anus
"Hey bob want to canadian pipeline"
"no jimmy unless dad can join"
"Ok bob We will need the free way straw"
"Get a wide straw, i like the sensation it gives""
"ok jimmy i love uou"
by Angrynigel April 27, 2017
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canadian prepper

Real life DayZ warrior selling flamethrowers and jerky while displaying global war analysis using cartoon rockets.
BOB: Hey let's go grab a beer and shoot some pool.
FRANK: Nah I gotta go Canadian Prepper and prime my flamethrower, sharpen my flechettes for my crossbow, and stock up on maxipads for the end of the world. Catch ya later.
by CygnusPrime_Mag February 13, 2023
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Canadian Tickler

Where the woman (wife, girlfriend, mother, etc.) Shoves her whole hand into the man's rectum.
Babe im thinking we should try the Canadian tickler tonight!
by Kawibadger September 24, 2020
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Canadian Walnut

When you cut off one of your testicles with a rusty pair of scissors, call it sweet names (like Steve and A Good Bread) and shove it down your best friend's throat with a corkscrew.
"Oh man, Dave. I gave Dwight a heck of a Canadian Walnut last night. He then paid me with corn."
"Now its my turn, Brett,"
by Gorfé McSchnoodle June 8, 2018
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Canadian Alzheimers

When an old Canadian man jerks you off and won’t stop because he keeps on thinking he just started.
My friend encountered a Canadian Alzheimers

and died 15 years later because the old man did not stop
by Yahoones February 3, 2023
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