Canada's History 

An annual orgy held in Ottawa during the Stanley Cup series wherein the participants will only copulate with moose antlers using maple syrup as lubricant.

I've been stretching my sphincter out a lot, prepping for this year's Canada's History

Canada's History by Colbert Nation #4209 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sexual act where a moose fucks a man or woman, and at the same time is eating maple syrup out of someones asshole, whom of which tries to mutter the Canadian national anthem while masturbating into the Stanley Cup.

We're going to go try Canada's History out in the woods tonight.

Canada's History by CNation BDK February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

Making whoopy with an elk (Canada's answer to the South Carolina horse).

I see you bought an elk. Trying out some of Canada's History, eh?

Canada's History by ihatebears February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

A depraved sexual act involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Me: I gave this girl all of Canada's History.

Him: You even got your hands on the Stanley Cup?

Me: It was, sadly, just a replica.

Canada's History by bukkakeface February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

An old man was in his cottage in the woods with a Lassie-type dog that is licking his nuts. While the dog was going to town, the old man takes a pair of moose horns dripping with maple syrup and proceeds to shove the horns up the dogs ass. Then the dog shits out the maple syrup and poo into the stanley cup, and the man chugs the bloody shit stew. He yacks back into the Stanley Cup and the dog laps it hugrily with his tongue.

stephen colbert and Canada's History

Canada's History by thecrackensir February 4, 2010

Canada's history 

Eating the feces of someone who has consumed a large quantity of Canadian whiskey.

My date and I got really drunk on Glen Breton Rare last night. We eventually ended up in the sack and she let me taste a bit of Canada's history.

Canada's history by rorytony February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

Terrible dumb stupid and non-existent. shouldn't of happened. Per request of Stephen Colbert.

Canada's history sucks dick.

Canada's History by jamsickle February 4, 2010